Now, see, I wasn't going to rat you out with your deep-seated hatefulness and need to make fun of semi-blind old people but since you did it yourself. . .

Honestly, the smiley/wink wasn't noticed but no worries either way. I just remember thinking, "oh fine, make fun of the old blind chick. Don't you worry, I'm waiting in the tall grass for your ...... "
*Wink* *smile* *wink* *smile* lol
Offer appreciated and if you SWEAR I'm not going to kill myself or burn down my house I'm happy to take the many recommendations to try a carto again. I kept mine in my little vape container as a reminder that I'm a doofus but.. I'll try.