LOL The city is much less exciting than you are imagining. I would like to get out of the heat actually. I am open to moving anywhere, really. Colorado is still at the top of the list for me. Even Denver, which is bigger than LV feels smaller. There are little lakes throughout the city and great parks. I am not sure about the education system there. I do like the vibe there, It's kind of Pacific Northwest meets Midwest. A few years back I almost took a job in coastal Georgia. The area was like a postcard. There was a farmhouse for rent for $500/mo.