Intro -newb here

[emag7311]

Hi folks..
Two weeks ago I got an ecig the size of an analog with prefilled cartridges and a sample pack.. vaped the first day.. second day with my morning coffee I had an analog.. thought to myself.. hey this is not any different then the ecig.. then vaped the rest of the weekend.. by monday I was out.. did a quick look and realized most of the hardware came from china.. ordered a couple of ego variable. Found a canadian distributer for the juice and ordered a variety pack.. juice arrives but no hardware (usually takes 3 to 4 weeks) last sat I get antsy and decide to go to a B&M .. while waiting for it to open (opens at 11 on sat and I was up at 6am) I start looking at thier site deciding what to get.. then came across a couple of provari reviews.. looked further .. found Provape's site and they had a starter kit.. ordered the mini.. extension.. a set of the bigger batteries and signed up to this forum. . Yes that order.. cancelled going to the B&M since I just spent a shhhh load.. then started looking for a unit for the wife.. and went back and ordered another mini kit with extension cap, an extra protank2 and 2 -5pack of the protank thingy later that evening.. been checking my email like a kid waiting for xmas. Finally they sent the shipped order.. hopefully I get it by this weekend.. Im just excited to start.. I was able to justify the cost by the amount we spend on analogs.figure after 2 months we would break even.. really a month and a half.. plus our bdays are coming up..

I chose the provari because I wanted a consistent and reliable unit and wanted to avoid the whole upgrading thing down the road.. and also something the wifey would take to.. ill have to make sure her tank is always filled and battery charged. .

Sorry for the long post...the redbull kicked in..

 

[Preloader]

You just saved a ton of money by switching to GeiProv.

SRSLY, I know many ppl here wish they had done what you did. You will love it and won't have to be repetitively disappointed while trying a bunch of Chinese garbage to get a satisfying vape experience.

Congratulations.

 

[Stormy1960]

Congratulations and welcome to the forums!

 

[Mario87]

Welcome and Preloader is correct, I'm one of those that wish I would have done exactly what you did, I would have saved my self money and aggravation. My wife and I own 3 Provaris for about 4 months now and enjoying every minute of it. You and your wife will be very happy with your new acquisition.

 

[emag7311]

Initially ordered 5 ego's.. but already have buyers from workmates..

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[kbf101998]

Congratulations on your brilliant purchase and welcome to the forum!

I always want to know...what colors did you choose?

 

[DetraMental]

Congratulations on making the switch to vape and welcome to the forum!

 

[emag7311]

Black and blue led for myself and silver and blue led..

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[WillyZee]

welcome to ECF emag7311 ... as the saying goes ... go big or stay home

 

[Zbeast08]

I agree that I wish I had done the same but maybe my appreciation for the provari is greater due to my longer learning curve!! Congrats!

 

[The Ocelot]

Hi folks....

been checking my email like a kid waiting for xmas. Finally they sent the shipped order.. hopefully I get it by this weekend.. Im just excited to start.. I was able to justify the cost by the amount we spend on analogs.figure after 2 months we would break even.. really a month and a half.. plus our bdays are coming up..

I chose the provari because I wanted a consistent and reliable unit and wanted to avoid the whole upgrading thing down the road.. and also something the wifey would take to.. ill have to make sure her tank is always filled and battery charged. .

Sorry for the long post...the redbull kicked in..

Greetings Novitiate!

Be comforted in the knowledge that soon all doubts of your decision shall be alleviated and your spirit overcome with joy! All of your questions will be answered, all of your hopes realized, and as you have dreamed...

You will GET IT!​

Be aware:

No matter what time your mail is usually delivered, and probably has been delivered for years, the carrier with your ProVari will come at a different time. This suckth big time, since one must sign for the package.

You may wish to start your vigil immediately. Now is the time of fasting and waiting. You shall not sleep; you shall not eat, as it mighth make you sleepy; you must at all times have a clear view of the Mail of Vape receptacle, least the postal carriage slip by unnoticed. Chasing said carriage and screaming unintelligibly in pseudo-Latin is acceptable. Weeping is allowed, but only after the Sacred ProVari is in your hands and the tears are of gratitude. Bursting into tears because the tracking number hasn't updated in 3 hours is considered impudent.

Of further note, The Holiest of Holies does not come in a fancy box, it is simply swaddled in bubble wrap. It is the way of the ProVarinati to be reminded of our humble beginnings and not to take for granted the amazing gift that is bestowed upon the worthy. You will also find our Blessed One to be smaller than you imagined and be filled with awe that such power could be contained in such a simple casing.

You must place the Sacred ProVari on an altar and gently pass a silver* thurible filled with myrrh over it for 7 consecutive nights just past sunset. Then, and only then, you may kneel before a candle and read your Rewards Loyalty Program card (yes, we are rewarded for our loyalty!) upside down and the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed.

The Sacred Rites of Manual is available for download on the ProVape site.

The ProVarinati Awaits You​

*If you don't have silver, aluminum is allowed. The ProVari is forgiving.

 

[Seapup]

Welcome and congrats emag7311! Thank you for sharing your story!

 

[baghandler]

Greetings Novitiate!

Be comforted in the knowledge that soon all doubts of your decision shall be alleviated and your spirit overcome with joy! All of your questions will be answered, all of your hopes realized, and as you have dreamed...

You will GET IT!​

Be aware:

No matter what time your mail is usually delivered, and probably has been delivered for years, the carrier with your ProVari will come at a different time.

You may wish to start your vigil immediately. Now is the time of fasting and waiting. You shall not sleep; you shall not eat, as it mighth make you sleepy; you must at all times have a clear view of the Mail of Vape receptacle, least the postal carriage slip by unnoticed. Chasing said carriage and screaming unintelligibly in pseudo-Latin is acceptable. Weeping is allowed, but only after the Sacred ProVari is in your hands and the tears are of gratitude. Bursting into tears because the tracking number hasn't updated in 3 hours is considered impudent.

Of further note, The Holiest of Holies does not come in a fancy box, it is simply swaddled in bubble wrap. It is the way of the ProVarinati to be reminded of our humble beginnings and not to take for granted the amazing gift that is bestowed upon the worthy. You will also find our Blessed One to be smaller than you imagined and be filled with awe that such power could be contained in such a simple casing.

You must place the Sacred ProVari on an altar and gently pass a silver* Thurible filled with myrrh over it for 7 consecutive nights just past sunset. Then, and only then, you may kneel before a candle and read your Rewards Loyalty Program card (yes, we are rewarded for our loyalty!) upside down and the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed.

The Sacred Rites of Manual is available for download on the ProVape site.

The ProVarinati Awaits You​

*If you don't have silver, aluminum is allowed. The ProVari is forgiving.

It all makes sense now. I did not fast. And now I cannot lay my hands on a polished mini, while others flaunt theirs (and rightfully so!). The newest and most painful being the fella who just walked into a B&M and *BAM* there one was, in all its shiny goodness, ripe for the taking.

What must I do to lift this curse?