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[Anise]

We found a pizza place and sat outside where we could, yes, we could vape! Ordering a meatlovers pizza in deference to the princess we both began talking at once.....

 

[stols001]

"I want you to marry me and also guard my place, " I chewed.
"I need wine IMMEDIATELY!" the princess said. Noting she didn't answer my question, I pulled out an engagement ring made from the finest diamonds and liberally sprinkled with doggy treats, I got down on one knee and said, "----

Anna

 

[mac63]

bow wow, grrr, woof. Then wagged my tail. MY WHAT???!!!

 

[stols001]

Oh shoot. I turned into a cat that barks. What just even--- marriage proposals are never a good idea, well mostly not but the princess stared deep into my slightly creepy feline eyes and did-----

 

[tiggerrts]

a song that fit in Italy it seemed and we gazed a little longer as a long dish of spaghetti and pepperoni pizza came out.

 

[jdy]

 

[stols001]

Our first kiss even made it to film and cartoon it was THAT good as was the spaghetti. I turned to exit the restaurant, tail waving enthusiastically but despite her best intentions, the Princess reached out toward my tail and----

 

[Anise]

Bit me. Hard! I turned to ask why she did that only to find we didn't understand each other anymore. Her dog nature was coming back while my cat nature was expressing itself and we found they weren't compatible...

 

[stols001]

So I clicked my paws together three times, and said, "I wish I cat, I wish I cat I wish we could both be human."

Tinkerbell showed up and began shrieking "DON'T EVEN WISH THAT BAD---

 

[tiggerrts]

and dust fell about us. We both stood I a tall handsome man and she a little shorter a beautiful woman. We held hands for the first time. Tinkerbell flew around us and the sun set, the moon full, it was so romantic.

 

[jdy]

We walked and talked all night long ending up at the top of Eiffel Tower we ...

 

[Necrospecter]

started throwing croissants off the edge at the people below.

 

[Anise]

People were yelling at us but since it was in French and too far away we ignored them. When we ran out of croissants we collapsed laughing then stopped laughing as we looked into each other's eyes. We reached for each other and......

 

[Necrospecter]

all of a sudden the raccoon that stole my beer appeared in from a puff of smoke and hit me on the head with the empty beer bottle

 

[tiggerrts]

So I kicked him over the edge and let him scramble down the tower. No need to ruin such a wonderful night. We got closer and as our faces got near, we finally kissed.

 

[Anise]

I pulled away in disgust. It was like French kissing my dog. What the heck? This was a princess. You'd think she'd kiss better.
I backed away and fell over the edge. Managing to grab the ledge I hung high above Paris while the racoon laughed at me until......

 

[stols001]

my arms got weak and tired. I was about to fall but the Terminator appeared,, squished the racoon after growling, "Told you I'd be back" and plucked me to safety. I said, ___

 

[Anise]

"You're not real. I thought my dream was over." I realized it was incredibly rude not to thank him for saving me but come on, he wasn't a real person and I could be rude in a dream if I wanted. Stepping over racoon innards I......

 

[stols001]

Noted that the racoon's diet seemed to consist of jolly ranchers and pigeon poop. I almost felt sorry for it but it was a RACOON, so instead I raised my arms high and said, "YOU WILL NOT BE POLLUTING ANY MORE OF MY DREAMS, nor my RELATIONSHIP with my doggy princess.

The racoon...………..

 

[tiggerrts]

just laid there dead, a few twitches of its legs. I wanted to talk to the terminator, but it looked so scary. Only the exo-skeleton was there, the fake flesh gone. "Too bad." I thought. "It could have been Schwarzenegger back in his glory days. Sigh"

"Oh well. But yes this is my dream so why not?" I closed my eyes and thought of it for a moment and then opened them, I was floating in the air with no aid.