Just for fun: Juices you wouldn't let your worst enemy vape

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Wench

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I had some kind of tobacco juice that tasted and smelled like a combination of feet and _ss. That atty went right into the trash. Sometimes I can still smell that smell.

Oh my god... I've had one of those before. It was supposed to be 555, I've had enough to know this was no where in the ballpark.
Dirty underwear and crusty socks came to mind....
Had to toss the atty.
 

chimney55

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but this reminds me of a DROP flavor I saw yesterday... thought we could include the weirdest flavors too..


ok.. so the WEIRDEST juice flavoring I saw for sale ...


bone marrow



(gave me the creeps)

Uhhhh...I think that this could go in a thread all of its own. (Things I wouldn't vape with a 10 ft. PV)
 

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Seriously? You like that stuff? Send me your address, and I'll send you my 3 mL sampler bottle of it if u want it. Have you tried peppered jerky? I have a sampler of that I'll send if you want it too.

???You don't like Baby Back Ribs??? I'll take it...LOL. I have strange taste buds.
 

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One juice I got from Vaperite, it was really gross. I think it was banana foster or plum, but it was nasty. Also anything clove or black licorice. Eeew. And V4L french pipe, and all of their tobacco & coffee flavors. I think those were the worst. And most of the cherry flavors I've ever tried. Only good cherry I've had is vaporstation's cherry almond.
 

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Wow! A wide variety of tastes here. I am also very amused by some of your descriptions...."Wet jockstrap...after playing ball in 200 degree heat," "unwashed ....," "feet and S.S...." ROFLMFAO!

I think it may be that some flavors while delicious to eat don't translate well to vaporizing. For instance, I love good black licorice, but I haven't yet found a good licorice vape; most taste more like fennel or anise when vaped. I also think now that I've done it for awhile, that tobacco flavors must be tough to brew. Most tobacco flavors I've vaped taste sort of like honey roasted nuts served from a dirty ashtray. There are of course wonderful exceptions.

Some choices would to me seem really obvious: Bacon and baby back ribs? C'mon! Neither man nor woman was ever intended to vape those flavors! LOL Chicken with soy sauce? Yuck. I'm amazed that a juice company would actually market flavors like that.

I have a couple pet peeves with vapes in general: Fruit flavors tend to be very artificial tasting (read the OP in this thread re: cherry). The strawberry flavors I have so far tasted have reminded me of those JOB brand strawberry flavored rolling papers I once used in the '70's. Most orange flavors are horrible to my taste, and don't get me started on bad pineapple...

To the poster who thinks FSUSA cherry limeade tastes like Dawn dish soap smells.... I heartily disagree. My complaint with that particular juice is that the lime (which tastes artificial, more like lime Lifesavers) overpowers any cherry flavor; considering my dislike of the artificial fruit flavors, that might actually be a good thing.

Here's a short list of flavors I haven't yet encountered, and hope to never encounter:

* Garlicky humus

* Falafel

* Sauerkraut on hot dogs

(note: Dekang actually makes a mustard flavor. I can't imagine it....)

* Steak tartare

* Seafood and crab

* Spicy Texas chili

* Carolina BBQ

* Cashew

* Cheerios (actually, www............ sells an Oat flavored juice)

* ANy cheese flavor (sorry Wisconsinites)

Thanks for all the replies. I'm grinning ear to ear.

BTW, if you haven't seen Born Against's video review of "juices that never made it," Google it and watch. It's hilarious.
 

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Uhhhh...I think that this could go in a thread all of its own. (Things I wouldn't vape with a 10 ft. PV)


lol.. yea, I thought about that.. but this seemed appropriate, since it IS meant to be made into juice
(What the ???) WHY???? :laugh:

and Ciego..I have some "blue cheese" drops that I have to keep double bagged because the smell is so putridrly strong!! Even in the bottle and double bagged.. I can still smell it!
 

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Please tell me you're joking about the blue cheese drops. Please. *** the blind guy starts gagging as he considers a blue cheese vape ***

I mean, I like blue cheese; some of the finest blue in the country is made here in southern Minnesota...but as a vape??

Please, please, please tell me you're joking.

Please.... <on knees begging, still gagging>

lol.. yea, I thought about that.. but this seemed appropriate, since it IS meant to be made into juice
(What the ???) WHY???? :laugh:

and Ciego..I have some "blue cheese" drops that I have to keep double bagged because the smell is so putridrly strong!! Even in the bottle and double bagged.. I can still smell it!
 

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Wyatt Erp isn't so "GROSS"..just more like stuffing a peacepipe full of some freshly dried potpourri, maybe a rose petal or 2. Not horrid, just not anywhere near attractive either, much less yummy. But some love it, so to each their own. Maybe there are some vampire vapers out in the world that appreciate a good "bone marrow" vape...:S
 

leannebug

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Please tell me you're joking about the blue cheese drops. Please. *** the blind guy starts gagging as he considers a blue cheese vape ***

I mean, I like blue cheese; some of the finest blue in the country is made here in southern Minnesota...but as a vape??

Please, please, please tell me you're joking.

Please.... <on knees begging, still gagging>

LOL... sorry hon.. no can do.. it's 100% true. The only reason I bought it.. I had a sample of TV juice labeled "blue Cheese".. I couldn't figure out if it was shorthand for Blueberry Cheesecake... or if it was really Bluecheese juice. Haven't had the guts to try it yet tho... :laugh:



Wyatt Erp isn't so "GROSS"..just more like stuffing a peacepipe full of some freshly dried potpourri, maybe a rose petal or 2. Not horrid, just not anywhere near attractive either, much less yummy. But some love it, so to each their own. Maybe there are some vampire vapers out in the world that appreciate a good "bone marrow" vape...:S


:lol: I DON"T KNOW!! Scary huh???
 

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Freedom Smoke USA Peppered Jerky. I got it as a part of a gift. I'm so glad I didn't pay for it. It's just awful. I've been considering passing it along to new vapers I know to try, but I'm not sure if that would be polite. I may try to pass it along to someone else on here when I figure out what other flavors I want to part with.

It's just so awful. It makes me gag and I can't seem to get it out of my atty without a thorough cleaning. Does anyone actually like it?
 
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