King or Queen of the Thread

[homeprogreen]

lucky for me I have a couple of 2 x 4's and cordless tools handy to fix those legs

 

[hittman]

They aren't broken. Just mounted on hinges.

 

[homeprogreen]

I saw that when I went to fix them. Couple of 45 degree braces and good as new

 

[hittman]

Now when you fall out you're going to miss the slip and slide.

 

[homeprogreen]

That's true. Hopefully my bungee cord works though

 

[PLANofMAN]

Looks like it worked perfectly, you didn't get hurt at all when I pushed you out of my chair.
Oh, and can you run my clown shoes off to the cleaners while you're down there? Hittman was wearing them and got them all muddy.

 

[hittman]

I couldn't resist trying to ski down the slip and slide standing up but slipped into the mud. I'm all cleaned up now so think I'll take my chair back now.

 

[homeprogreen]

next time snowboard. excuse me but i really need to sit down now

 

[hittman]

Maybe you could wax that board for me while I take your seat.

 

[homeprogreen]

now now I was just getting vapemail so don't be in such a hurry to jump in my seat

 

[hittman]

I think six hours is plenty of time so I'll take that seat now.

 

[homeprogreen]

Your right. 6 hours was to much. Since you had about 5 hours of sitting you should probably get up and stretch your legs while I sit down

 

[hittman]

If we keep this up then we're going to have to put on a reclining back.

 

[homeprogreen]

yes reclining back with an ottoman. Then I'm less likely to slip out of my chair when I doze off

 

[hittman]

I don't know. It might make it easier to slide out(get pushed ) when you're in the lying position.

 

[homeprogreen]

True you raise a valid point. Guess I will have to sit in the chair and find out

 

[hittman]

Oops, there you go again.

 

[snork]

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[homeprogreen]

No fair posting what we can't understand. You will have to get up from the chair

 

[hittman]

You better watch out snork. That's actually against forum rules. I got warned by an admin for doing that once.