King or Queen of the Thread

[hittman]

Here's some paint remover and a glade plug in.

 

[homeprogreen]

I'm going to have to charge you for getting .... prints out of the paint

 

[snork]

So we have paint, paint remover, G. I. Joe Glade and fart smell.
Why does anybody feel safe here?

 

[homeprogreen]

Actually we have found the smell tends to keep out the riff raff. Well it worked until very recently

 

[snork]

Hey!
Best watch who you're calling raff or I'll play you a riff with the sun don't shine.

 

[homeprogreen]

Well I guess if your going to hang out you can work the grill. Don't burn the burgers

 

[hittman]

Shift change. My turn to make .... prints.

 

[homeprogreen]

Not so fast

 

[hittman]

I've never been accused of being fast.

 

[homeprogreen]

Well I need to sit down a few

 

[hittman]

I had a kings breakfast this morning. Pancakes, bacon, breakfast potatoes, and biscuits and gravy. I'll need to sit and take a nap in the throne. I hope the paint is dry now.

 

[homeprogreen]

Nope paints still wet. and I got my eye on you. seems like everytime I doze off in my chair I end up on the floor

 

[Ceegary]

King of the jungle

 

[snork]

They call him Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, King of the Ocean...

 

[Ceegary]

Stephen King

 

[homeprogreen]

Went cat hunting and fishing.

 

[hittman]

Looks like you dozed off again.

 

[homeprogreen]

Nope. Was working at the arena. Had roller derby event but I'm here now

 

[hittman]

I had a bad weekend. I think I better sit down.

 

[homeprogreen]

I got woke up by phone at 3am so I'm going to sit and nap