Laughter....Post a Joke, A funny..Anything to make us smile :)
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Yeah it was pretty terrible. Sigh...
Still at least we are near the end of the process. Gotta keep looking towards the future!
Still at least we are near the end of the process. Gotta keep looking towards the future!
ouch......that had to hurt!!
Our neighbor, who has lived above us for 3 years and who we are very friendly with, got a piece of our mail today. He poked his head in our back door and yelled, "Lynne? Sam?"
When your husband is extremely protective.. don't say "I think someone is in our house." because, he'll shove you in a corner, lock the office door, and go running out into the hall with a hammer in hand, effectively scaring the piss out of your lovely upstairs neighbor.
Quite the scene.
When your husband is extremely protective.. don't say "I think someone is in our house." because, he'll shove you in a corner, lock the office door, and go running out into the hall with a hammer in hand, effectively scaring the piss out of your lovely upstairs neighbor.
Quite the scene.
Ha ha ha! My husband is like that. If you surprise him, he thinks we are under siege!!!
Yeah. At least I know that if something bad ever does happen, he'll be smart enough to grab my arm, throw me back into the room instead of allowing the extra back-up, and go running into the center of the danger, with a hammer. To guard him from bullets.
He's not so smart. Loyal, yes. Smart no.
Ok I have another funny story to share. It's super gross though so the easily queasily should not read any farther.
We were having a birthday party for my daughter and had a house full of kids and tons of cupcakes. Little did I know my dog was sneaking cupcakes the whole time.
From the kitchen I hear the horrible sound of 15 kids screaming EEEEUUUWWWW so I run into the living room, where my dog is barfing up a bakers dozen of frosted cupcakes in front of everyone. Being a good hostess, I run to get a garbage bag and paper towels.
Of course the kids are freaking out and just as my hand touches the barf, and I feel the warmness of it (which I am trying to block it out by going to my happy place) one of the kids says "Imagine that in your mouth".....at which point I throw up...all over the dog throw up. Then my husband walked in and I am standing their, kids howling, me covered in vomit and tears. He nearly died laughing but I left him to clean it all up while I hid in the shower. The kids thought it was the best party ever, better then hiring a clown!
We were having a birthday party for my daughter and had a house full of kids and tons of cupcakes. Little did I know my dog was sneaking cupcakes the whole time.
From the kitchen I hear the horrible sound of 15 kids screaming EEEEUUUWWWW so I run into the living room, where my dog is barfing up a bakers dozen of frosted cupcakes in front of everyone. Being a good hostess, I run to get a garbage bag and paper towels.
Of course the kids are freaking out and just as my hand touches the barf, and I feel the warmness of it (which I am trying to block it out by going to my happy place) one of the kids says "Imagine that in your mouth".....at which point I throw up...all over the dog throw up. Then my husband walked in and I am standing their, kids howling, me covered in vomit and tears. He nearly died laughing but I left him to clean it all up while I hid in the shower. The kids thought it was the best party ever, better then hiring a clown!
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I am literally sitting here with tears from laughter running down my face...
This makes me smile and laugh and might not be for everyone.
YouTube - Titty full of Beer - The Mr. Move
YouTube - Titty full of Beer - The Mr. Move
I saw this posted in the outside thread but I don't think anything is bad about it.
It is guaranteed to make you smile though.
YouTube - Dancing Merengue Dog
It is guaranteed to make you smile though.
YouTube - Dancing Merengue Dog
That was good Bert!!!...I do i do....hehe
OMG Vpn... That was awesome!!! I had goosebumps, and just giddy the whole time!! ah mazing!!
OMG Vpn... That was awesome!!! I had goosebumps, and just giddy the whole time!! ah mazing!!
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You have probably seen this or some variation, but I always find it amusing. (PS - Sub, I love Jeff Dunham. I think Walter and Ahmed are hilarious.)
How to have fun:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (and what a freaken lovely sight that would be ~ NOT )
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.... Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
13. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And seriously, my kids do a version of #10, they order Whoppers at McDonalds.
How to have fun:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (and what a freaken lovely sight that would be ~ NOT )
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.... Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
13. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And seriously, my kids do a version of #10, they order Whoppers at McDonalds.
Here is one for my NY pals..
You Might Be From Upstate New York if....
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Upstate New York
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live in Upstate New York.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York.
You Might Be From Upstate New York if....
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Upstate New York
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live in Upstate New York.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Upstate New York.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Upstate New York.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Upstate New York.
smiling blocks out the gag reflex.. so next time you are playing in vomit keep a smile on your face..
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