lavatube 1.5 giveaway contest at Vaporus.com

[Song]

Here the deal, we got the new lavatube 1.5 coming in with a 3.9 amp switch ( thats right u can just about max it out at close to 6v on a 1.5 amp dual coil carto) , build in battery display in ohms checker, metal caps, uses a IMR 18650 and we would like to hold a contest to show it off and give it free to the lucky winner!!!

This contest is open to Canadian Residents only and you must provide a proof of residence and age ( a canadian ID, driver licence or medical card)

Here is how it works.

Give me a random number from 1-100, and post me a good story or joke, ppl can pick the same numbers if they want, those are not exclusive. If we pick a number that was chosen by more then 1 person, we will pick out the ones that had it and re random it between them to get the winner.


1st prize- Lavatube 1.5, 2 IMR AW 18650 2000mah batteries, a nice large ego case, 1 xstar wp2II charger
2nd prize- ???? haven't decided yet
3rd prize- ???? haven't decided yet ... my boxers definetely my boxers... ( better hope u dont get third prize, I definitely woudn't want to "win" that...)

We will hold the draw once the new lavatubes come in ( should be sometimes next week)

Good luck everyone =) and cheers and happy vaping

 

[juventino79]

Hi Song, still enjoying the stuff i got 3 weeks ago.

My number is * 67 *

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. So he asks the bartender for a drink and asks about the little man playing the piano.

The bartender says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

 

[suzannep]

Thanks for the great giveaway...I'll take number 39

This one is not the best but all i got for now:

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!'

 

[Roland007]

My number is 76.

Here is my story and cautionary tale:

I have a cold. As a result of the cold I have been sniffing back a fair bit of Dristan Nasal mist.

I also have a small flat bottle for carrying e-juice, not so different from the Dristan.

Yep, you probably know what is coming.

Fumbling in my pocket yesterday I grabbed the wrong bottle.

Lets just say that I cannot recommend sniffing Jugz Sweedish Pastry.

Thanks for listening.

 

[shades]

I will take # 42 ( joke to follow before someone steals me #)

In the mean time this will have to do...

This one time at band camp I pretended to BE a FLUTE...

ok it took me a while to track this down again....

if you don't laugh at this at some point I dont know

 

[ChellyNelly]

Excellent! I shall choose number 37! And here's my joke

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna screw around?"

 

[rayboy55]

There was this frenchman from Montreal who went to Toronto to work but could'nt speak english...he found work on construction and 2 days down the road he was starving so he called his friend in Montreal who speaks english and told him , man i need to eat but dont speak the language so his friend said can you pronouce APPLE PIE AND COFFEE his friend said it a couple of times and said ok i'm gone ...he goes to the first restaurant and sits down and the waitress ask may i help you sir , he replies APPLE PIE AND COFFEE ok she brings him apple pie and a coffee and he devoures it and a few minutes later the waitress again comes and says , anything else sir ?? he replies APPLE PIE AND COFFEE loll 2 days later he calls his friend again and tells him , man i'm tired of apple pie and coffee, is there anything simple you can teach me, he replies oh yes can you say HAM SANDWICH AND MILK he practice a bit and says Thanks and goes back to the restaurant and sits down very anxious and the waitress comes and says, may i help you sir....HAM SANDWICH AND MILK with his mouth dripping ...the waitress replies , plain or toasted sir uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh APPLE PIE AND COFFEE!!!!!!! mY NUMBER IS 23 !!

 

[440BB]

Oops! Nevermind.

 

[Maestro]

I'll take #54. And it will let someone else tell the joke for me. Actually I don't understand French, but the reaction is priceless.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL7nheNlSe0" target="_blank">

 

[ChellyNelly]

Hey, Maestro, the #s are only to 100 As much as I wanted to not tell you and have a better chance for myself tongue, I am just too nice to do that!

 

[Ye Gods!]

I'll go with my gut, number 4.

And.. a joke!

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

 

[bombshellECHO]

Number is 75

Not a joke or story but pretty funny

The SOB tool- this is a mans tool. It use is for when a man gets angry and can not get what he is doing done he screams "son of a b**ch" and throws said tool.

Sent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk

 

[zer0ith]

Lucky number 82 the year of my birth!

When I first started vaping I still vaped with the car window down a bit.

During the late spring / early summer we had to drive to the woman's parents place (about a 2 hour drive). During that time I had 4x 808 battery's (2 auto's 2 manuals). During the drive I managed to drain both the manuals and was using an auto. I was vaping along and then the battery went dead.

The window was open.......

I tossed the battery out the window.

Moments later when I realized what I had done I slammed on the brakes and drove back to "attempt" to find the battery.

10 minutes of looking yielded my battery and carto. Thank god for back country roads with next to no traffic.

Extremely sad thing......

On the way home 2 days later I nearly did the same thing

 

[therealcmac]

# is 25

Hilarious joke as follows:

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade mate."

EDIT: Had to change my number due to me being a moronis

 

[shades]

dude quit trying to bogart my #! lol its all good bro we wil lboth win with it

 

[IT_guy]

#55

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the head of the beer.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU .......!!!!"

 

[Maestro]

Hey, Maestro, the #s are only to 100 As much as I wanted to not tell you and have a better chance for myself tongue, I am just too nice to do that!

Oops. Well, I guess that's my funny story. LOL. Thanks for the head's up. I guess I'll take 54 then.

 

[therealcmac]

dude quit trying to bogart my #! lol its all good bro we wil lboth win with it

Damn, I am a ..... I looked through and did not see it! I will change it to my OTHER lucky number lol

 

[Madagain]

Number 8 please

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms

 

[Maestro]

Ok, here's one of my all time favorites, but instead of writing it down, I just copied and pasted it:

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
He figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party