And after that would thwart grandma's plan with a lazer assault on the town of...
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But grandma had other plans, she contact the international organization of the followers of london new jersey, and they initiated
Which she agreed with, because she was against all things that would allow people to be happy, in 19dickity2 she tried to pass a ban through the senate of the congregation of New Jersians in California outside New Jersey north of Alaska to ban not only 7 fingered dancing monkeys, but also the sale of
hot pink car's, and trying to ban people from cutting her off when she drove 20 miles an hour and leaning over the steering wheel, and...
...then she dropped the bottle of bandit berry she was dripping and driving with, losing control of her AMC Pacer while the bottle gets stuck under the brake pedal and the car crashes into the living room of...
None other than Little Tommy Twofingers, whom was in the bushes all along as the carnage took place, a spot
of Nobacco juice gets on his nice Italian suit as he looks at the car wreck and says...
Had amassed over 37 cents in her scheme, enough to pay for that exotic hamster alligator hybrid from india new jersey, only this time
when she logged onto the Creepy Animals R Us web site she saw the price had gone up and she couldn't pay more because she spent the rest of her life savings on a pair of Pajama Jeans. So in deep despair she turned to.....
That could only be killed with 32lbs of fly saliva, an item notoriously hard to come by ever since....
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