Let's play a new game (contest)

[PVPuff&Stuff]

So let's play a new game. I'll be giving away a prize on Saturday afternoon. Random number generator will decide the winner, as usual.


Prize: 1 eGo-T starter kit (choice of color), and a fire safe charging sack. Shipping is included.


Rules:


Everyone is eligible to participate, including moderators and ECF staff.


1 sentence that fits with this topic.


Topic: Things not to say on the first date.


Example: Does anyone else know you're here?


Ready....GO!

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I can't think of anything that won't get me an infraction.........sorry

 

[momolovin]

"I'm sorry, your name was...?" Hehehehehehehe

 

[audley79]

I'm pregnant....that's never good lol

 

[grad2003amd]

"Are those Real?"

 

[karlajo]

okay I'll play.

Don't you have anything better to do??????

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Can you pop this for me?"

Sent from Camp Crystal Lake using a machete and a hockey mask.

 

[DanDC]

the only reason I'm here is because I lost a bet

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

You really remind me of my last boyfriend, Magic Johnson.

 

[Uncle]

WOW - Are You Good Looking - Do You have a Brother I could meet too . . .

 

[Prism]

You remind me of my mother.

 

[Elantis]

"My mood swings seem to have leveled out since the electric shock treatments."

 

[spartanstew]

(total silence)

 

[Schnarph]

My doctor says it should clear up in a few weeks.

 

[Thayamax]

I'll be off parole in a few months.

 

[tnash]

I used to be gay. I thought maybe you would turn me around. I'm not so sure now.

 

[NancyR]

you look just like my ex

 

[Bintmartin]

You're paying, right?


Just some crazy old lady happily vaping away.

 

[Lilkcceleb]

"You're not that pretty!"

 

[Hillbillie]

"Excuse me...my IBS is acting up."