Let's play a new game (contest)

[aikanae1]

"I forgot my wallet"

 

[aikanae1]

(there's no mention of how many times or how often someone can enter)

"Do you mind if we skip dinner and just go to my place?"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"I hope you don't mind that I was late. I needed to stop and refill my Valtrex."

 

[BWhare]

I just realized your mother and I dated many years ago......

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Ever been Roofied??"

 

[barefootgirl]

Don't expect me to call you "tomorrow"....

 

[Ebred]

.... Put your seatbelt on. I saw something once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it.

 

[Ebred]

.... How's your mother, is your father home?

 

[Ebred]

You looked so.... Different on cam.

 

[mogium]

Let me call my wife and tell her I am going to be home late

 

[Ebred]

Has anyone ever told you, you have Marty Feldman eyes

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

I hope you brought the condoms cause i brought the money.


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[SmilingSlasher]

"This place doesn't serve seafood..........yet that is all I can smell."

 

[aikanae1]

"Is that your real hair?"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Smell this. Is it dirt or.......???????"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Dang, girl!! Look at that nose!! I bet you can wake up and smell the coffee..............in COLUMBIA!!!!"

 

[Ebred]

Wow Tricia, that's deep... Do I see myself getting married within 5 years? Hmmm. Can you get married in jail?

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Nice shoes.........Wanna "do it"?"

 

[jj2]

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Excuse me.........itchy scrot."