Let's play a new game (contest)

[longbraids]

Did I see your photo at the post office?

 

[jj2]

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

 

[NancyR]

How many kids do you want?

 

[jj2]

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

 

[Poeia]

Pick a card, any card…

 

[jj2]

Answering Machine Saying: "911 - What is your emergency?"

 

[skydragon]

I'm sorry, I dropped my napkin. And what a lovely pair of underwear you have on.

 

[jj2]

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

 

[Zak Rabbit]

I like to be tickled in some...shall we say.....unusual places.

lmao.......that sounds weird.

Not in the slightest...

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

 

[Arielbroner]

Are you going to eat all of that?

 

[jj2]

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

 

[Zak Rabbit]

So, when are you expected to get your period next?

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

 

[vvaappeerr]

Haven't we been out before? No, silly me, that was your mother.

 

[CcaT]

Haven't we been out before? No, silly me, that was your mother.

A variation of that happened to me once...

 

[CcaT]

You're paying, right?

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Are you there yet?

 

[PVPuff&Stuff]

DO u know what tongue tornado is?

Would you please contact me? The random number generator says I should send you free stuffs.

david@valleyvapor.com

Oh, and by the way.....you all are some sick individuals. And I like it.

Thank you all for playing along, and congratulations to the winner.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Go ahead, start without me.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Would you please contact me? The random number generator says I should send you free stuffs.

david@valleyvapor.com

Oh, and by the way.....you all are some sick individuals. And I like it.

Thank you all for playing along, and congratulations to the winner.

Congrats Redd

 

[PVPuff&Stuff]

Yeah, right.... last time you said that, we didn't see you for days...
Let's just get it over with now!!



(also something that should not be said on a 1st date... lol)

Yes, but that was a one time thing. It never happens.

(also....)