Why didn't you tell her what you were going to use it for? I explained exactly what I was going to be doing with it, which then made the "See you in 500 years!" joke something that she understood completely.
I'm paranoid like that. I didn't want bells to go off and have them start requiring a hair beautification license to purchase more than 3' of it at 2.00 a foot. It's gonna happen. You heard it here first!

I could have just swiped a few feet for nothing back in November. Oh well, going back north in September and I'll grab some then.