Sorry that you broke down. There is a juice out there for you, you just gotta find it. (Duh. Which is obviously why you're here.)
I know you guys think I'm nuts, but please try BWB's Espresso. No, it doesn't have 'tobacco' in the name and it isn't listed as a tobacco flavor, but I've heard others say the same thing about this blend...it totally satisfies the tobacco taste craving. Not sure why, but it does.
You can yell at me and call me names if I'm wrong.Just keep in mind that it has to steep for a few days before the true flavor comes out...more like a week. But I vape it straight out of the Priority shipper.
I actually went to their website earlier after reading your post about the espresso. The site says they can't take orders over the internet right now. They're having some technical difficulties. Just my luck, LOL!