Made a new batch tonight...then sat back at laughed at myself

[Hoosier]

Actually happened in a trig class:

Teacher; "Today I need to discuss i"
Me; "What about e?"
Teacher; "No, i before e."
Me; "Except after c."
Another student; "Or when it sounds like a."
Yet another student; "Slow down! I can't take notes that fast!"

Me and the teacher exchange odd looks and while she refrained from laughing, I busted a gut.

Math is a drug, take enough of it and everything seems funny.

 

[zoiDman]

Did you hear that? You two jerks scared off dozens of new DIY users with all that mathmagical numberjumbo.

All them numbers are scary. Plus we know it's not real since you accidentally put letters in there. Nice trick.

It’s all part of my Plot to drive People away from DIY.

Once demand drops then the Prices will Fall also. That’s when I Swoop in and buy Up All the Nicotine Base to be Sold Later at Highly Exorbitant Prices.

It’s kinda a Cross between Goldfinger and the Hunt Brothers.

BTW - The Stuff after the word "Percentage" is just a High Tech way of saying...

"For All n such that n is an Element of the Real Numbers"

Commonly used in math books to Confuse students.

 

[zoiDman]

Actually happened in a trig class:

Teacher; "Today I need to discuss i"
Me; "What about e?"
Teacher; "No, i before e."
Me; "Except after c."
Another student; "Or when it sounds like a."
Yet another student; "Slow down! I can't take notes that fast!"

Me and the teacher exchange odd looks and while she refrained from laughing, I busted a gut.

Math is a drug, take enough of it and everything seems funny.

My Fav Trig Answer.

 

[SmokinBones]

My Fav Trig Answer.

Ya...I saw that 1 in a book of stupid answers given on tests.

Now I get it!

 

[AuBadge]

You're giving me Algebraic, Geometric, and Trig-like flashbacks!

 

[Hoosier]

You're giving me Algebraic, Geometric, and Trig-like flashbacks!

You're welcome!

I threw in some calculus and orbital physics for your added enjoyment.

 

[SpicyMcHaggis]

"Hey Annie, wait...whats all this molecule stuff...?"--Nuke La Loosh