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Madvapes Weekly Contest - August 3 through August 7

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  1. Wraith504

    Wraith504 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 25, 2014
    New Orleans, LA
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  2. Slowone2

    Slowone2 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 12, 2011
    Virginia
    Gotta Luvs bacon bits
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  3. Panorama911

    Panorama911 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 24, 2012
    Kansas
    9 months later!!!

    John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.
    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
    attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,'
    she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

    'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
    They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it
    out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
    stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

    'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.

    'Did you, ER, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

    'Well, um, yes!' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

    'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

    Keith's face turned beet red and he said,
    'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

    'She just died and left me everything.
     
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  4. Panorama911

    Panorama911 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 24, 2012
    Kansas
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  5. N'ville

    N'ville Full Member

    Jul 18, 2015
    Why does a blond keep a coat hanger in the backseat of her car?
    In case she locks her keys inside.
     
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  7. AllElseFailed

    AllElseFailed Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 23, 2015
    Champaign, IL
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  8. Koolkiz

    Koolkiz Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 26, 2014
    United States
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  9. Uncle

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  10. DC2

    DC2 Tootie Puffer Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 21, 2009
    San Diego
    Funniest scene ever...
     
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  11. Utsuru

    Utsuru Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 20, 2013
    Arkansas, USA
    This is my favorite thing on the internet ever. :lol:

     
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  12. bellastarr

    bellastarr ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 4, 2014
    USA
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  13. Shawn Hoefer

    Shawn Hoefer ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 21, 2015
    Arkansas Ozarks
    A blond wearing a set of over the head earphones attached to an iPod walks into a beauty salon and asks for a cut and style.

    She gets seated, but when the stylist tries to take the headphones off, the blond says "no! I've got to have them on."

    The stylist proceeds to snip and groom... all goes well for the front and back, but the headphones are just in the way. Exasperated, she promises to replace them as quick as possible. Finally, the blond allows the headphones to be taken off.

    The stylist goes back to work and it takes a bit longer than anticipated to finish up. But, finish she does, and when she spins her client around to see herself in the mirror, the blond slumps forward, dead.

    The stylist, in a panic calls the 911. While waiting for them to arrive, she picks up the headphones...

    ...and hears "Breathe in. Breathe out."
     
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  14. wvducklady

    wvducklady Vaping Master ECF Veteran

    Oct 23, 2013
    US
    I thought this was hilarious! I laughed so hard :)
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    Sent from my GT-P3113 using Tapatalk
     
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  15. Marina2

    Marina2 Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 27, 2015
    USA
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  16. Shawn Hoefer

    Shawn Hoefer ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 21, 2015
    Arkansas Ozarks
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  17. MaenadMoogle

    MaenadMoogle Super Member

    Jul 16, 2015
    Pennsylvania, USA
    How I felt when I got my DIY set up and made my first bottle... images.jpg
     
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  18. Romano Cheese

    Romano Cheese Master Mod Womper ECF Veteran

    May 24, 2014
    Pittsburgh, PA
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  19. MaenadMoogle

    MaenadMoogle Super Member

    Jul 16, 2015
    Pennsylvania, USA
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  20. Panorama911

    Panorama911 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 24, 2012
    Kansas
    A Man walked into a Washington D.C. Catholic Church Confessional.
    He tells the Priest:
    "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the crap out of a congressman.



    The Priest responds:
    "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not discuss your community service :)
     
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