Madvapes Weekly Contest - August 3 through August 7
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A piece of twine walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says we can't serve your kind here, and the poor piece of twine leaves angrily. Once outside, he twists himself up and loops through himself and musses his top all up. He walks back in and orders a beer.
"Didn't I just tell you we don't serve string here?" Shouts the bartender.
"No. I'm afraid not."
For those slow on the uptake, we offer this subtitle:
"No. I'm a frayed knot."
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"Didn't I just tell you we don't serve string here?" Shouts the bartender.
"No. I'm afraid not."
For those slow on the uptake, we offer this subtitle:
"No. I'm a frayed knot."
Buh dump dump.1
This would be fun to try.
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INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
A priest, a clown, and a cowboy walk into a bar.
Bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Thanks for the laughs, everyone! This week's contest will be ending at 12pm EDT, so be sure to get those posts in before that! Good luck!
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