Madvapes Weekly Contest - August 3 through August 7

A piece of twine walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says we can't serve your kind here, and the poor piece of twine leaves angrily. Once outside, he twists himself up and loops through himself and musses his top all up. He walks back in and orders a beer.

"Didn't I just tell you we don't serve string here?" Shouts the bartender.

"No. I'm afraid not."

For those slow on the uptake, we offer this subtitle:

"No. I'm a frayed knot."

Buh dump dump.1

 

This would be fun to try.
Thanks for the Giveaway's.

 

This guy

 

Cracks me up!!

 

That last kid just didn't want to feel left out.

 

If you really want to mess with those neighbors trying to mooch your wifi rename your network:
FBI Surveilance Nextdoor

 

INTERESTING OBSERVATION



1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.



2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.


3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.


4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.


5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


And...


6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


THE amazing facts are,

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.

 

This feels sooooooooo goooooooood

 

And thank god for that!

Andria

 

A priest, a clown, and a cowboy walk into a bar.
Bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

 

Time for shcool to start...

 

8/7
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