Mail Man ate my mail

[Pharaoh]

On 9-17 I took a really nice looking plastic drip tip from r3dgh0s7 in the Treasure Chest.Yesterday it arrived but I could tell a problem when I first seen the package. I knew big problem when I felt the weight.

Inside was two first place metals..lol? They must have just stuck in what ever looked like fell out. Some first place winner someplace receivd the drip tip I'm sure... I'm sure he really feels like a winner now

 

[Sallana]

Grats on first place

 

[Vchick]

winner, winner, chicken dinner, you get the prize pharaoh! .......man, that's really sad!

 

[Pharaoh]

I think they are solid Taiwan gold plated!

 

[Sallana]

So sell them and buy a drip tip. I mean, what else can do you?

 

[5cardstud]

That's a mailman story I'll never forget.

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[Tuck]

LOL never put something in a flat envelope. It for sure will get pushed out by the roller. Hay look at it this way. Someone is going to wonder what the heck a drip tip is instead of the medals in the letter. Wow they got a prize.

 

[Pharaoh]

How much you give me Sallana? You could wear them so everyone knows you 1#!

 

[Pharaoh]

I'm 1# x2! LOL I just keep thinking about the real 1# winner sitting alone in his room looking at his new drip tip! Bahhahahaahaha

 

[zbasspro]

Let's just hope the 1st place award was for the ciggy smoking champ and they drip tips help them out! Dang Pharaoh always above and beyond to help convert someone! boB

 

[Pharaoh]

I will have to PIF the metals along to some real PIF winners here. If I give one away for 1# smartass I will need your addy boB

 

[zbasspro]

Well dang Pharaoh.........hurt my feelings I've been working on PIF comedian for 4 months........I guess I missed my calling??? boB

 

[Sallana]

Pharaoh you could always post on craigslist. It might have been someone in your area.

 

[Satharra]

Too bad you didn't get a whole box of those. I'd be handing them out to every atrocious driver I see, complete with a ribbon, so they could hang them from their rearview mirror. At least the rest of us could see them coming then.

Actually, I may have to order a box. I've got lots of awards to give to a TON of people.
#1 Jerk
#1 Buttkisser
#1 Person I'd like to off
#1 Worst driver
#1 Nosy neighbor

 

[Pharaoh]

LOL boB I seen you last night on PIF giving a newbie a hard time. Shame Shame I know your name!

 

[Pharaoh]

Pharaoh you could always post on craigslist. It might have been someone in your area.

I'm sure the mix up happened in Florida where they was sent from at a processing center. So really unlikely I could find the rightful owner

 

[zbasspro]

Oh come on........you Did see the DNC thread right below the stickies right? Hey break em in right....you know like Chippy. Nah THAT was seriously a joke. I even PMed him asap when I saw he overreacted to it. I'm on my best behavior around here. We're cool talked to him in the chit chat thread and told him to take an offer and I'd cover. boB

 

[Pharaoh]

Oh come on........you Did see the DNC thread right below the stickies right? Hey break em in right....you know like Chippy. Nah THAT was seriously a joke. I even PMed him asap when I saw he overreacted to it. I'm on my best behavior around here. We're cool talked to him in the chit chat thread and told him to take an offer and I'd cover. boB

Yes, just like poor Chippy.. I have a solid wood casket here I made for him with no body . I also never got the pictures I requested or even a reply when I asked He was going to have such a great funeral but I see you never really cared for poor Chippy...

 

[zbasspro]

You obviously are very uninformed Pharaoh, and I will not hold that against you. I ended up in a stress unit over that whole fiasco. They had me locked up for my own good for a while. Missy was here at home taking care of things and provided the updates during that time, as well as posted on my behalf. I will provide the pics by tomorrow evening. You should have the body already.....remember the one in the Malty?

I will double down on my psych meds and let's do it Wednesday. Only seems fitting to do it on "hump day".....since along with the chips he had some deformities as well. boB

 

[DemonCowboy]

Let's just hope the 1st place award was for the ciggy smoking champ and they drip tips help them out! Dang Pharaoh always above and beyond to help convert someone! boB

actually, that would be kind of funny if some1 comes to ECF next week and tells a story about how they got started because they received a drip tip in the mail instead of their #1 medals

Too bad you didn't get a whole box of those. I'd be handing them out to every atrocious driver I see, complete with a ribbon, so they could hang them from their rearview mirror. At least the rest of us could see them coming then.

Actually, I may have to order a box. I've got lots of awards to give to a TON of people.
#1 Jerk
#1 Buttkisser
#1 Person I'd like to off
#1 Worst driver
#1 Nosy neighbor

u don't need my addy for first on the list do u? or r u gonna tell me that i just can't do ANYTHING right?!?