Member vs. Member

[The Wiz]

Yes, TB was off to Washington and filed this report:

DATELINE: WASHINGTON
By Tropical Bob

Washington, D.C. (AP) -- New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg disappeared from his office early today after receiving a hand-delivered letter from FDA acting commissioner Frank Torti that appeared to contain bad news.

E-smoker Tropical Bob, using years of experience at reading upside-down text reflections in a chrome-plated Zippo lighter, was able to copy the letter, which reads as follows:

Dear Sen. Lautenberg:

Have you lost it? Sounds like it. You want a ban on electronic cigarettes? Why? Why on earth do you want to ban something that doesn't impact the health of other people, promises to improve the health of users and ... oh, it's money not spent on Big Pharmaceutical products, money not paid in taxes on Big tobacco products. Okay, you have a point, but we're not a taxing agency, so that's not our consideration.

Here's what we've found in our studies of e-smoking:

A New Zealand clinical trial researcher has concluded they are safer than tobacco cigarettes and likely safe period. In more than a year of study, Dr. Murray Laugesen of Health New Zealand has yet to identify any health hazard in the vapor e-smokers inhale. Indeed, he has written that the germ-killing properties of the propylene glycol-based vapor might be healthful.

Although his studies are not yet concluded, it's significant that a lack of harm has been proven in everything he's tested to date. E-smokers now have some scientific assurance that the practice is not harmful, and might be beneficial.

Therefore, we've concluded that it might not be wise to ban these products at this time.

Since their invention in 2004, millions of e-smoking devices have been sold and used worldwide. In the past year, hundreds of thousands of smokers discovered the pleasure of e-smoking, where nicotine-laced vapor replaces tobacco smoke. With all that daily use, not one major injury incident has been reported. Now, one story is just an anecdote, but Internet forums devoted to e-cigs are filled with success stories, of improvements to health. There are hundreds of happy anecdotes on those forums of smokers no longer sucking in the known hazards found with tobacco smoking.

Surely those stories constitute a form of proof that e-smoking does not have any immediate negative consequences. Only the experience provided by years of use will prove there are no negative long-term effects. But there is no reason to think there will be. There is every reason to think e-smokers will live longer and healthier lives than smokers.

We have decided that until an incident raises a red flag, the FDA would do best to let e-smoking continue, with manufacturers responsible for health consequences. If a hazard is discovered, then the FDA would be obligated to regulate the practice. But until then, e-smoking is a promising option to reduce the health toll of cigarette smoking.

And you, sir, are a curmudgeon.

Sincerely,

The Honorable Frank M. Torti
Acting Commissioner
Food and Drug Administration
10903 New Hampshire Avenue
Silver Spring, MD 20903

TB......I guess those reports on your wherebouts were correct after all.......Thanks for reporting in!The Wiz!

 

[The Wiz]

Rolls up sleeves and preforms squat thrusts...Wait I'm fighten a woman, right?

Iken......you havn't been "formally" anounced yet! and if so......the matches will be determined at a later date!The Wiz!

 

[The Wiz]

Alright Ladies and Gentlemen......Here are Yournext 14 contestants who will be facing off in round two of our competition(match-ups to be determined early next week),again, I could not put everyone I wanted on this list..some due to restrictions(Super/Supporting members..ect),others because there wasn't enough spots......to those Individuals..Cheer Up......There's always next year! Also If anyone want's to be removed from this list Pleaselet me know and it shall be done! Now on to our contestants
1.DCrist721(The E-Puffing Hippi)

2.ShimmyPrincess(Lovely Granna from Illinois)

3.K-Sound Krew(The Jokster from Beantown)

4.Nicowolf( The Vaping James Dean)

5.e-pipeman(Moderator from"Jolly Old England")

6.Wildsky( Cutie Cornhusker from Nebraska)

7.Figurehead( Firebreathing master)

8.Tribalmasters(From the U.K.....Just wanted to be included)

9.Lordmage( TWIV Creator and Host)

10.TribbleTrouble( What's the trouble with those Tribbles? They seem so Cute and Fuzzy!)
11.Ikenmoke( Devilish Grinn..But afraid of Ants)

12.Trumpybloke( Our "Mate" from "Down Under")

13.Candygirl( Sweet as Sugar)

14.Phalse( Because I Love the Avatar!

And by request I have announced one other match..Because you wanted to see it......It's Modder vs. Modderwhen D-Struct ( The Modder from Texas) goes head-to-head with imeothanasis( Spartan Creator of The GG) for the Modder Championship....cast your votes folks

I Will be posting the match-ups later this Weekend..So until then my friends..Good day!The Wiz!

 

[Iken]

Your missing someone Wiz, a mystery guest maybe?

 

[The Wiz]

Your missing someone Wiz, a mystery guest maybe?

Looks like 14 to me?......Who'd I miss?The Wiz!

 

[Iken]

Looks like 14 to me?......Who'd I miss?The Wiz!

No fair! cheater!

 

[The Wiz]

No fair! cheater!

Must have been your eyes playing tricks on youThe Wiz!

 

[Iken]

I knew Houdini had a hand in this!

 

[e-pipeman]

Blimey! I'm on the list (quake, tremble).

 

[Trumpybloke]

Ohhhhhh what a field !!! C'mon you buggers, I'll take on the lot of ya !!!
What have we got here?
DCrist721... No challenge, mention there is a dope plant being grown hydroponically in the ECF toilet cubicle, watch the eyes widen and off they go , slam toilet door , wedge shut with trash receptacle.... Job Done !
Shimmyprincess... A Tough One... How does one take down the forums most eminent granma? Get Steve ( Cash) on cell phone, tell him to put some stock up on Puresmoker, she will forfeit in her rush to order .... Granma Shmanma !!!
K-Sound Krew.... hmmm little tougher , mention Rita is waiting for him in the car park , enlist a few biker mates to take him out in the carpark, I might have one stuffed kneecap at present but I can arrange for him to have two !!! Take that Funny Boy !!
Nicowolf.... Ohhhhh Wayyyyyyy too easy ! Hey Nico, Kas is out in the carpark, not too sure whats going on but she mentioned she was feeling a bit vulnerable?? I think she might need consoling? .... Job Done !
e-pipeman... Ok gently gently here , mod and all .... Oi Pipey? I hear Imeo and Trog are having a bit of a punch on in the other room... you better get out there before 100 other urgers arrive and whip up the inevitable blood lust !!! I think I can hear a mob building , you better hurry .... Hessian Bag over head trick,little bit of ether, long disorienting drive where he wakes up under a bridge wondering just where his pants are and how the heck he got here ! ... Properrrr Jooooob !!! ( I just bet he watches scrapheap challenge )
Wildsky... Hmmm the unknown here ... hears tales of how she makes the boys woozy with a few well chosen words? Thank Heaven I am not easily swayed in that regard.... best chance Hmmmm Ok Tauki is at the motel with 242 dvd's of Greys Anatomy and a bottle of Wild Turkey... I have taken the liberty of ordering you a cab?... Watches dust cloud settle as she does a mean roadrunner impersonation out of the arena ... Meep Meep !
Figurehead.... Oh Crap , Serious contender !!! A firestorm flatulent clown with a pilot light in his britches....Plan A crawl into corner crying like a sooky boy, then kick him in the nads and hope the lit paraffin gets inhaled when he sucks??? Plan B Pray like hell its a Total Fire Ban day and be ready with the backup of the airport fire crew with a tanker of flame ......ant foam... lets see how tuff the boy is without his incendiary scare tactics!!!
Tribalmasters.... Sheesh another contender ... points to corner " Hey did someone drop a pen-style or are they just glad to see me? " Sucker punch him while distracted .....Take that Pen boy !!!
Lordmage.... Again I am gonna have to go with the distraction technique ( ok ok ok , I know its getting old ) Open with the classic " Live long and Prosper " Vulcan handshake... at the last minute jab him in the eyes with both fingers a la three stooges , and do a little victory lap shouting " whooop whoooop whooop whooop ! " Captain's Log Stardate 1574... Beam him up Scotty !
TribbleTrouble.... I could try the distraction thing , but if he started trilling all would be lost ... best bet... hmmm, ok ties a length of fishing line to a mop head, as tribbles are very amorous creatures , he will definitely try to mate , while mounting said mop head he can be lured out of the arena into a waiting Star Cruiser for relocation...Take him home Mr Sulu !!!
Ikenmoke.... Another serious threat ... I will entrance him with shiny pieces of metal pipe given a clever two letter initial name... inside will be the classic "Snake in a Can" springy doo-hickey that will keep him amused for hours ... I can only hope his stamina wanes ... it will be a war of attrition ...
Candygirl.... Facing the unknown again... must remember that most girls with cutesy names spell trouble ( and I aint talking Tribbles Jim ! ) Not to be underestimated ... must look out for any cute ploys. As I am incredibly devoted to my life partner I will be immune from her wiles, I can use this to my advantage as she is probably used to men fawning at her.... point out all the cute men watching her and hope she falls for it !
Phalse... The Newcomer... slightly off-centre and not of this world... best hope? Point out he hasn't posted on ECF for at least 23 seconds and watch him hire a jet pak to get back to his PC and catch up

Disclaimer , I really hope I haven't offended anyone in the above , If I have feel free to let me know and I will trash talk you some more! What ? you expected a wussy arsed backdown? Not on this thread baby ... Bring it on ... You're all toast !!!! ( well except for the clown maybe ... hes making the toast !!! )

( P.S.... I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands thanks to this knee dammit !! )

 

[e-pipeman]

e-pipeman... Ok gently gently here , mod and all .... Oi Pipey? I hear Imeo and Trog are having a bit of a punch on in the other room... you better get out there before 100 other urgers arrive and whip up the inevitable blood lust !!! I think I can hear a mob building , you better hurry .... Hessian Bag over head trick,little bit of ether, long disorienting drive where he wakes up under a bridge wondering just where his pants are and how the heck he got here ! ... Properrrr Jooooob !!! ( I just beat he watches scrapheap challenge )

Careful Trumpy - you haven't got a leg to stand on ! Having removed the hessian bag I grabbed a junior hacksaw and modded your crutches (they now take classic atomisers).

 

[The Wiz]

Ohhhhhh what a field !!! C'mon you buggers, I'll take on the lot of ya !!!
What have we got here?
DCrist721... No challenge, mention there is a dope plant being grown hydroponically in the ECF toilet cubicle, watch the eyes widen and off they go , slam toilet door , wedge shut with trash receptacle.... Job Done !
Shimmyprincess... A Tough One... How does one take down the forums most eminent granma? Get Steve ( Cash) on cell phone, tell him to put some stock up on Puresmoker, she will forfeit in her rush to order .... Granma Shmanma !!!
K-Sound Krew.... hmmm little tougher , mention Rita is waiting for him in the car park , enlist a few biker mates to take him out in the carpark, I might have one stuffed kneecap at present but I can arrange for him to have two !!! Take that Funny Boy !!
Nicowolf.... Ohhhhh Wayyyyyyy too easy ! Hey Nico, Kas is out in the carpark, not too sure whats going on but she mentioned she was feeling a bit vulnerable?? I think she might need consoling? .... Job Done !
e-pipeman... Ok gently gently here , mod and all .... Oi Pipey? I hear Imeo and Trog are having a bit of a punch on in the other room... you better get out there before 100 other urgers arrive and whip up the inevitable blood lust !!! I think I can hear a mob building , you better hurry .... Hessian Bag over head trick,little bit of ether, long disorienting drive where he wakes up under a bridge wondering just where his pants are and how the heck he got here ! ... Properrrr Jooooob !!! ( I just bet he watches scrapheap challenge )
Wildsky... Hmmm the unknown here ... hears tales of how she makes the boys woozy with a few well chosen words? Thank Heaven I am not easily swayed in that regard.... best chance Hmmmm Ok Tauki is at the motel with 242 dvd's of Greys Anatomy and a bottle of Wild Turkey... I have taken the liberty of ordering you a cab?... Watches dust cloud settle as she does a mean roadrunner impersonation out of the arena ... Meep Meep !
Figurehead.... Oh Crap , Serious contender !!! A firestorm flatulent clown with a pilot light in his britches....Plan A crawl into corner crying like a sooky boy, then kick him in the nads and hope the lit paraffin gets inhaled when he sucks??? Plan B Pray like hell its a Total Fire Ban day and be ready with the backup of the airport fire crew with a tanker of flame ......ant foam... lets see how tuff the boy is without his incendiary scare tactics!!!
Tribalmasters.... Sheesh another contender ... points to corner " Hey did someone drop a pen-style or are they just glad to see me? " Sucker punch him while distracted .....Take that Pen boy !!!
Lordmage.... Again I am gonna have to go with the distraction technique ( ok ok ok , I know its getting old ) Open with the classic " Live long and Prosper " Vulcan handshake... at the last minute jab him in the eyes with both fingers a la three stooges , and do a little victory lap shouting " whooop whoooop whooop whooop ! " Captain's Log Stardate 1574... Beam him up Scotty !
TribbleTrouble.... I could try the distraction thing , but if he started trilling all would be lost ... best bet... hmmm, ok ties a length of fishing line to a mop head, as tribbles are very amorous creatures , he will definitely try to mate , while mounting said mop head he can be lured out of the arena into a waiting Star Cruiser for relocation...Take him home Mr Sulu !!!
Ikenmoke.... Another serious threat ... I will entrance him with shiny pieces of metal pipe given a clever two letter initial name... inside will be the classic "Snake in a Can" springy doo-hickey that will keep him amused for hours ... I can only hope his stamina wanes ... it will be a war of attrition ...
Candygirl.... Facing the unknown again... must remember that most girls with cutesy names spell trouble ( and I aint talking Tribbles Jim ! ) Not to be underestimated ... must look out for any cute ploys. As I am incredibly devoted to my life partner I will be immune from her wiles, I can use this to my advantage as she is probably used to men fawning at her.... point out all the cute men watching her and hope she falls for it !
Phalse... The Newcomer... slightly off-centre and not of this world... best hope? Point out he hasn't posted on ECF for at least 23 seconds and watch him hire a jet pak to get back to his PC and catch up

Disclaimer , I really hope I haven't offended anyone in the above , If I have feel free to let me know and I will trash talk you some more! What ? you expected a wussy arsed backdown? Not on this thread baby ... Bring it on ... You're all toast !!!! ( well except for the clown maybe ... hes making the toast !!! )

( P.S.... I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands thanks to this knee dammit !! )

Trumpy.......thank you for your "thoughful" and "useful" insight.....I will have to re-examine my scorecard in determining these next 7 match-ups after I get done laughing my ... off......if you were not already in contension...I would make you a judge!......Thanks for the 5 or 6 minutes of reading enjoyment...The Wiz!

 

[ZambucaLu]

OMG....you guys are hilarious! Trumpy, that was great! I'm still laughing

And e....too funny. But that's the way to get him...hit him where it hurts! Do one good for the forum mods!

What a blast!

Lu

 

[ZambucaLu]

Rolls up sleeves and preforms squat thrusts...Wait I'm fighten a woman, right?

Another one...too funny!

Lu

 

[K-Sound Krew]

You can’t defeat me like that, well at least not after I read this article
1010wins.com - Determined to Talk, Conn. Wife Handcuffs Self to Hubby

I got blinders on now, nice try though Trump (or should I say chump?)
Besides didn’t you bust up your knee from playing with a puppy? Your gonna do a lot of damage from that coach your on ....., Oh snap!


Who else do we have here?
DCrist721? Please… everyone knows that you can’t fight in Birkenstocks never mind your reaction time is so slow after smoking some of that wacky tobaccy, I’ll run circles around him. The only way I can see him pulling through is if the smell of patchouli and body odor knock me out before I get in the ring (I could fight with one hand and use the other to hold my nose and still win no problem)


Shimmyprincess, Nicowolf, Wildsky, Candygirl? Stale mate, I have a no vagina rule, I’ll step in the ring get my ... kicked, but like Rocky I go the distance, and finally after exhaustion the girl gives up, hey normally I have to pay $500 an hour to get this kinda action. Actually let all the girls loose on me at once, Grrrrrrr…. That’s my bag baby!


Tribalmasters? Again I have the no vagina rule! Besides the kids an emo what’s he gonna do defeat me with really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, bad poetry? (You can go cry into your pillow fancy boy and write it in your diary after I mop the floor with you)


e-pipeman? Another easy one, I’ll confuse him by telling a joke (Don’t understand this one?) let me explain the British have no concept of what a sense of humor is, he’ll be so confused that I could easily defeat him, then I’d break his pinky finger just to watch him cry. (Keep that sh-t in MF when you having your tea and biscuits, freaken Wan*er)


Figurehead? Ok this is the tuff one, I’m gonna have to time my attack perfectly. Just as he swills his flame juice, I’ll rush him with a shadow kick forcing him to swallow it, then in a state of shock I grab his torch and shove it down his throat, which makes his body internally combust causing an explosion pelting the audience with blood and guts, not a pretty end,
ewwwwwwwww


Lordmage, TribbleTrouble? Disqualified!!! The 2 treky fan boys are found in the bathroom going down on each other; having a treky fan boy love in. Besides everyone knows Empire was the sh-t!!!
Dam yo, that sh-t had my boy Billy Dee, Colt 45 .....es!!!!
8-o

Ikenmoke? Hey aren’t you the dude in the jager bomb video? Another easy one I’ll just distract him with 2nd grade math problems, he ends up defeating himself when he gets to 3/5+2/8=?, his brain explodes like in that movie scanners.


Phalse? Don’t know this one but they have a picture of a real fluffy ....., so I’m gonna go with the no vagina rule

 

[Trumpybloke]

Ahhhhhh K , I just knew you were gonna up the ante !!!
( I got tears ya funny bugger !!! or did I just dislocate my knee again while rolling on the couch )
I am gonna definitely have to bribe Wiz some serious extent NOT to have a match-up with you !!!

 

[e-pipeman]

e-pipeman? Another easy one, I’ll confuse him by telling a joke (Don’t understand this one?) let me explain the British have no concept of what a sense of humor is, he’ll be so confused that I could easily defeat him, then I’d break his pinky finger just to watch him cry. (Keep that sh-t in MF when you having your tea and biscuits, freaken Wan*er)

Easy? Haha! I'll confuse you by using the English langage: irony, withering sarcasm, bathos. Continue the confusion telling jokes that you can't begin to understand. This alone will make you cry and fall to the ground whimpering. To increase your sense of isolation and friendlessness I'll burn your porno mags. Friendless and alone you'll wander through an outer darkness being pelted with used teabags and custard creams.

 

[Iken]

Ohhhhhh what a field !!! C'mon you buggers, I'll take on the lot of ya !!!

Ikenmoke.... Another serious threat ... I will entrance him with shiny pieces of metal pipe given a clever two letter initial name... inside will be the classic "Snake in a Can" springy doo-hickey that will keep him amused for hours ... I can only hope his stamina wanes ... it will be a war of attrition ...

You can’t defeat me like that, well at least not after I read this article
1010wins.com - Determined to Talk, Conn. Wife Handcuffs Self to Hubby

I got blinders on now, nice try though Trump (or should I say chump?)
Besides didn’t you bust up your knee from playing with a puppy? Your gonna do a lot of damage from that coach your on ....., Oh snap!



Ikenmoke? Hey aren’t you the dude in the jager bomb video? Another easy one I’ll just distract him with 2nd grade math problems, he ends up defeating himself when he gets to 3/5+2/8=?, his brain explodes like in that movie scanners.



Dammit! I Love shiny things & I hate math! I already stared at that problem for the past 5 minutes then got occupied by my freshly sanded 901!

WIZ, Make These Guys Face Off In A Barbwire Match!!!!1
Figurehead, Light Those Wires!!!!!

 

[Obi Wan]

lol,
audience opionion..
k-sound is destroying everyone with his bean town attitude...
will take some great responses and wit from someone or this contest is over..
is there a rocky or rockette out there that can get back up after that knockdown ?


plus,, was that a star wars rules over star trekies comment,,,
yep,, it was..
another point for k-sound..lol
although the treky comment should stir some anger,,,

guess well see,,,
rainy sunday here in florida,, thanks wiz,, your idea is the funniest posts ive read on this site..nice break from the fda will ban everything,,or personal serious attacks here and there..

 

[Trumpybloke]

RECOUNT !!!! Obi Wan is on K-Sounds payroll ...I saw them walking hand in hand down a dark alley, twirling glow in the dark tubes of water based lubricant, even worse the sick curmudgeons were humming the Imperial March and making " Zwoooosh, Zwoooosh" noises at each other !!!8-o