I have been writing poetry for 30 years, but my poems don't rhyme so I don't know if I should post anything here...
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For purposes of our wait here in line, I think the poems should amuse . . . but that doesn't necessarily mean they need to rhyme. There's only so much you can do with "Janty" and "panty."
Those carts will work fine. They are what I am currently using in my Janty Stick.
DW
We had some confused users in the UK too. These pics should help make it clear
A good reminder of which end goes up (if you've been at the pub awhile) is the positive cross on the battery cover.
Okay, so I'm ready for my stick:
Removed the carts storage and added two e-liquid bottles and USB to mini USB and right-angle connector. I think topping off is better than carrying five carts. All my charge gear is in here to hook up to my kensington power pack. Two extra batteries ought to get me through the day (heavy vaper.) Space for a spare atomizer too, in case one gives up the ghost while I'm out and about...
I'm ready, bring on the LTD sticks!!
happy day
Removed the carts storage and added two e-liquid bottles and USB to mini USB and right-angle connector. I think topping off is better than carrying five carts. All my charge gear is in here to hook up to my kensington power pack. Two extra batteries ought to get me through the day (heavy vaper.) Space for a spare atomizer too, in case one gives up the ghost while I'm out and about...
I'm ready, bring on the LTD sticks!!
happy day
Here's a poem called w a t e r l e a f , inspired by late night dreams of perfect vape and the pain of waiting:
As the child falls asleep his small hands relax and loosen their grip on his teddy bear
As the train conductor falls asleep his train runs over and flattens a lucky penny
The child dreams that he is on a train to a magical city made out of plumes of sweet smoke
The train conductor dreams that he is seven and wants to become a conductor
The child grabs his teddy bear and gets out of bed
He is sleepwalking towards the train station
The train conductor shifts in his sleep and moves the throttle to maximum
In his dream his father tells him that he will never amount to anything
The child is now standing on the tracks facing to the West
His face is lit by the light of an oncoming train
The conductor dreams that Santa Clause will bring him a Janty Stick this Christmas
He shifts to the left side of his seat and sighs
The train is fifty feet away from the child and approaching very quickly
The child wakes up but thinks he is still dreaming
He holds his teddy bear out in front of him and squints into the light
When the train hits the boy it starts to shear in half
Train cars fall to either side of the boy and his bear
Gravel and sand and stones sift onto the ground on either side of the tracks
As the steam billowing from the caboose quiets his nerves
This all makes a loud screeching sound which wakes the conductor suddenly
The left and right parts of the train are peeling away from each other
The left part containing the conductor falls into a lake
As the conductor swims to the edge of the lake he remembers
Yes he remembers this feeling from about 45 years ago
He climbs up to the scene of the wreckage to see what caused it
The boy is standing between the two halves of the train
He has a look of known power on his face
The teddy bear is glowing red hot in his hands
As the conductor looks at the boy he feels a tug upon the very center of his chest
As if a length of string was connecting him to the boy
He cant move for a few seconds and notices a lot of smoke in front of the headlight
The next day in school everyone notices something different about the boy
The way he walks the things he says and his lack of fear
He knows he can crush his enemies with his newfound power
The conductor having survived the wreck feels that he is a lucky man
At night he sits with his mandolin and as he plays he feels that tug on his chest
He would if he could go back to being that 7 year old boy
The child looks to the sky and can find no reason why he shouldnt
Tell her he loves her
And why he shouldnt think those thoughts
Because when he becomes a man he will
Tell her that he loves her
And he will stop thinking those thoughts
Because he still feels the same way he did that day
As the child falls asleep his small hands relax and loosen their grip on his teddy bear
As the train conductor falls asleep his train runs over and flattens a lucky penny
The child dreams that he is on a train to a magical city made out of plumes of sweet smoke
The train conductor dreams that he is seven and wants to become a conductor
The child grabs his teddy bear and gets out of bed
He is sleepwalking towards the train station
The train conductor shifts in his sleep and moves the throttle to maximum
In his dream his father tells him that he will never amount to anything
The child is now standing on the tracks facing to the West
His face is lit by the light of an oncoming train
The conductor dreams that Santa Clause will bring him a Janty Stick this Christmas
He shifts to the left side of his seat and sighs
The train is fifty feet away from the child and approaching very quickly
The child wakes up but thinks he is still dreaming
He holds his teddy bear out in front of him and squints into the light
When the train hits the boy it starts to shear in half
Train cars fall to either side of the boy and his bear
Gravel and sand and stones sift onto the ground on either side of the tracks
As the steam billowing from the caboose quiets his nerves
This all makes a loud screeching sound which wakes the conductor suddenly
The left and right parts of the train are peeling away from each other
The left part containing the conductor falls into a lake
As the conductor swims to the edge of the lake he remembers
Yes he remembers this feeling from about 45 years ago
He climbs up to the scene of the wreckage to see what caused it
The boy is standing between the two halves of the train
He has a look of known power on his face
The teddy bear is glowing red hot in his hands
As the conductor looks at the boy he feels a tug upon the very center of his chest
As if a length of string was connecting him to the boy
He cant move for a few seconds and notices a lot of smoke in front of the headlight
The next day in school everyone notices something different about the boy
The way he walks the things he says and his lack of fear
He knows he can crush his enemies with his newfound power
The conductor having survived the wreck feels that he is a lucky man
At night he sits with his mandolin and as he plays he feels that tug on his chest
He would if he could go back to being that 7 year old boy
The child looks to the sky and can find no reason why he shouldnt
Tell her he loves her
And why he shouldnt think those thoughts
Because when he becomes a man he will
Tell her that he loves her
And he will stop thinking those thoughts
Because he still feels the same way he did that day
Faux--What a lovely poem, although I had a bad moment there when the train was bearing down on the little boy.
But now I'm utterly depressed with a sense of loss and longing.
Geesh . . . can't you do something cheerful for me?
But now I'm utterly depressed with a sense of loss and longing.
Geesh . . . can't you do something cheerful for me?
Okay, I'll make a timeline prediction:
Engraved sticks will arrive Monday, and will ship to us Tuesday, we'll be vaping happily by thursday or friday.
Note: I did not just state that as fact, it's just a hopeful prediction.
That cheer you up?
Engraved sticks will arrive Monday, and will ship to us Tuesday, we'll be vaping happily by thursday or friday.
Note: I did not just state that as fact, it's just a hopeful prediction.
That cheer you up?
Ltd edition sets are almost finished. Shipping to USA tentative date: next Wednesday- arrival at Janty USA Friday.
I am so so sorry to have to complain about the JS, when I got mine so quickly compared to others. I truly am. I know you are pulling your hair out trying to deal with the impatient and sometimes nasty people wanting theirs. But its broken. I was shocked when it was in my po box today. I really didnt expect it to come that fast after reading the forum. This is what is going on with my JS:
1) I put in the battery, then screwed the atty in and it instantly started to crackle and pop and got sooo soo hot you could hardly touch the end. I hit on it a few times (not needing to push the button) but had to unscrew it to turn it off because it is always on. I figured I could use it for now by just unscrewing it when I was done hitting it, and wait until you got caught up on your orders before returning it. There are no led lights at all. No 11 second cut off either.
2)I didnt get the xtra batterys I ordered with it or a wall/car charger.
Tell me what to do Janty staff and/or Moderater:
Should I wait until you get more in? Should I wait until you get all your pre-orders done and then send it back? I dont mind waiting untill the pre order people are taken care of, just as long as I get what I paid for working correctly. I am sure you guys will take care of it eventually and I am ok waiting if someone will just tell me thats what we need to do. I wouldnt want your jobs for sure!!
1) I put in the battery, then screwed the atty in and it instantly started to crackle and pop and got sooo soo hot you could hardly touch the end. I hit on it a few times (not needing to push the button) but had to unscrew it to turn it off because it is always on. I figured I could use it for now by just unscrewing it when I was done hitting it, and wait until you got caught up on your orders before returning it. There are no led lights at all. No 11 second cut off either.
2)I didnt get the xtra batterys I ordered with it or a wall/car charger.
Tell me what to do Janty staff and/or Moderater:
Should I wait until you get more in? Should I wait until you get all your pre-orders done and then send it back? I dont mind waiting untill the pre order people are taken care of, just as long as I get what I paid for working correctly. I am sure you guys will take care of it eventually and I am ok waiting if someone will just tell me thats what we need to do. I wouldnt want your jobs for sure!!
hows the auto version working for everyone? does it cut out early or keep going to the cutoff? just curious i guess i do really like mine
Does anyone have both the Janty Stick and the Dura-C if so how do they compare?
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