Merry Christmas From The PIF Mods! :)*WINNERS ANNOUNCED!*

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Sassy Sadie

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This is my post #1 it's a quote by one of my favorite poets and I think it embodies the spirit of PIF!

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
 

Ciego

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A dank basement in SE Minnesota
Lonely again at Christmas, all friends and family gone
He sadly smoked his cigarette and felt it burn his lungs
No sweetly singing choir did grace his sadly listening ears
But wheezing, hacking coughing
As his sad eyes filled with tears.

They greet him not with Christmas cards, nor calls to his front door
No carolers, no happy smiles
For him they all ignore.
"He's crazy, odd and different," they say
And so he lights one more.

His fingers tremble, not from cold
But from nerves and weeping.
He knows nothing of Christmas joy
Nor sweet traditions keeping.

And so he lights another stick
And draws a ragged breath.
His New Year's Resolution seems to be an early death.

He empties out the ashtray
and lies him down in bed
Sad visions, not of sugar plums
Dance through his weary head.

Then Christmas dawns cold and bleak
Without a friend in sight
But something wonderous waits for him,
A ggift was brought that night!

With trembling yellowed fingers
He opens his surprise
And sadness turns then to sweet joy
As glad tears fill his eyes.

"My friend," reads the simple note,
"I would not watch you die
From cigarettes and loneliness,
So please give this a try.
It isn't very hard to use, and will give you what you need
To breathe again, and end that cough
Now throw away those weeds!
You see my friend, you are loved
By many you don't know.
So take this gift, and use it well
And let old habits go."

He opened up the little kit
And stared, eyes open wide
A battery shaped like a cig and cartridges inside.
He put the thing together, and gave a trial puff
Then threw away his cigarettes, and smiled :Enough's enough!"

And puffing in more vapor
He knew he'd be okay
For someone "paid it forward"
On that glad Christmas day.
 

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forum
Pifers were behaving and acting with decorum
BoB and yssiM were bottling with care
And L’Bug’s fiance was high in the air.
No, he’s not really Santa but SHE thinks he is
He’s just known as Deej to Whisky, Classy and Wiz.

Well, back to pifers, those fabulous folks
Who keep us laughing all night by telling us jokes
They give and they give without thought of themselves
They may not be Santa but they must be elves!

Bonnie, Mark and Sath were chatting away
When suddenly they STOPPED . . . Was that the sound of a sleigh?
Off to the mailbox they ran with a clatter
No shoes or hats . . It just didn’t matter.

Santa had been there, they could tell by the box
Another big present from the oh so loveable, Lox.
Then what to their wondering eyes should appear
But more and more goodies . . . Other pifers sent cheer!

One was from Sensay and Neb sent one too
Still more from Jlynn, Bad and Lulu.
Blaze also came through in a time of need
As did Mian, Clumsy, and Lilacs . . Not to mention Big_Chief.

When Santa unloaded and filled us with cheer
He gave us hope for a happy new year
So many hugs were delivered this day
The mailbox was full and sagging away.

Out into the darkness of night he went with a wave
Calling the names of Pifers who so generously gave
Cos many more names can be added to the list
Of people with hearts as big as 10 fists.

Thanks Autumn and pintail and Princess and Sall
Thanks Jules, Gooddog, Simmi and Lorizgal

No stump of his pipe held tight in his teeth
No circle of smoke that looks like a wreath
An ecig was ordered for Santa last year
And this time it’s vapor that gives him good cheer!

ON kindness ON goodness ON charity and goodwill
For helping our aching bodies climb higher still
It is now that we think of those who ‘moved on’
And remember the friendships that forged a bond

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

This is my way of thanking (almost) everyone who showed their love to me in some way this past year. I know I have missed some but that is because you probably gave in silence. To all of you (((HUGS)))
 
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My second submission:

Toys for grownups
We never outgrow
Fun toys to play with
Fun games to know

Some like widgets and gadgets and things that are loud
Some love soft and plushy, and it is allowed
At Christmas for grownups
To play like the young
And youthful joy enters to keep us all strong.

Oh joy, oh joy
I have a new toy!
It's not meant for children
Or pets to enjoy!
It's just for us grownups
It's for you and me!
We reformed smokers
It's a brand-new PV!

Oh look how it twinkles
That bright L.E.D.!
Behold! the vapor
From my brand new PV!

My candy cane's vapor
My hot chocolate too!
Candy apples, marshmallows and caramel goo!
Spearmint and peppermint, dozens of flavors
Every fruit flavor you find in Life Savers!
Coffee and cinnamon, mango and pear
My brand-new PV, these flavors are there!

And like a young boy who got his new bike
I'll brag on my toy
I'll vape where I like!
No cold frosty wind
Will chill my old bones
I have a PV and will vape in my home!

Thank you Santa (as played by my wife)
I've got a PV
and a non-smoker's life.

If you're looking for gifts
For grown girls and boys
Get them a PV
The best grownup toys.
 

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One of my chickens got its picture taken with Santa at feeder's supply.
 

lilith79

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No longer shall I freeze in the winter
Out on the porch, puffin' while I shiver
For I have an e-cig
And now I get my nicotine
Anywhere I please
I stay warm, and un-stinky

PIF is awesome
People really care
It's so great to share and care
Thank you for PIFfing
Thank you for sharing
Most of all, thank you for caring
PIF rocks, even if this poem does not. ;)
 

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Entry #1
Today a Secret Santa sent $10.00 to a little naked ferret female.
Twilight is her name and she no longer has to fight off the male
Naked cause of adrenal disease, seizures that make her flail
Getting into trouble and causing havoc is her way to say I am not ready yet to bail.

Marcus and Zeva came next with gifts, sent from the Giving Tree
Ferretone and special diet for Marcus, because now he can just be
Marcus grew up outside with Rabbit chow, messed up his intestines and now he bites when squeezed
Zeva a sweet girl who gives kisses came to us days after old ferrets passed by three's.

Bugz and KC also got a box some time last week
Ferretone, n-bones and lots of treats
KC is the Alpha and Bugz the old man well he's just meek
Can't wait to get home where I belong cause I miss all their little feet

Kissing and hugging that is what I miss
biting the feet in white socks, games played and then a lick or is it a kiss?
Flower and Zoom back to us they came this afternoon, full of vinegar and piss
lost weight they have, smelling of smoke, come back home to happy dance, home that they missed.

Ferrets like people pay it forward everyday
How you ask? They dance and bump and jump and play
to make our lives a little more happy and less stress to fray
these little creatures, took me under their paws and taught me again how to pray.

Pray for the little ones and others, we can't fix
give what you can, when you can, so we all stay in the mix.
These little ones taught me how to Pay it Forward, too much is bad and it's like being sick
I pay it forward because in return I always get a two or three licks.

Kisses they are from both ferrets and dogs.
Pay it forward, I pray, do it three times and have really good karma or a great walk with God.
I do because I feel good inside everyday I help someone else and no longer feel like a bump on a log
Ferret Giving Tree helping all the little ones that everyone else has forgotten they pay it forward just like ECF does and it helps you out of the fog.

I would like to say thank you for helping me
to all those who have allowed me to help them here see
I find great joy in Paying It Forward, after all that is the Key
to give when you can, what you can; doing with a smile and warm heart can indeed set you free.
 

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I haven't been around much,
since school had me bound.
It doesn't mean I wanted not to keep in touch,
I just haven't been around.
It's much more lonely without my group,
A faithful caring giving bunch.
Better than the Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup,
More fabulous than lunch.
I miss you all more than you know,
I hope to give some more.
When in this time of year the money doesn't flow,
Receiving seemed nearly like a chore.
Please forgive my absense and know I miss you all,
I'm moving to take care of dad in this busy time of year.
Being a part of PIF makes life seem like a ball.
I hope when I am settled I will once again be near.
For all of you I'm missing now,
You are always in my heart.
For this time apart I'll sadly take a bow,
Because you all were there for me right from the start.
I hope things start to really swing,
As this year comes to a close.
So long as the Wi-Fi has it's ping,
I'll be back real soon and PIF will carry on it's usual dose.

Thank you to all who've been there and that I KNOW will be there again.
It is really tough right now, I'm going through a lot. I can't wait to be back with you all and sharing all the love.
This poem REALLY isn't an entry it's more about a heartfelt love and appreciation for you all.
Thanks for the memories and I can only hope that SOON enough I'll be back.
To those that got to know me PRETTY WELL, I assure you you're missed and appreciated as you always were.
Thanks for taking the time to read this and I look forward to the future a time where we'll pick up again.
Wishing you all a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a VERY BLESSED New Year!
From my heart to yours, Thank YOU! with Love!
 

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I have to thank all you Santas
That give all year long
for the blessings of friends
who help keep you strong

From one who tried quitting
again and again
failure after failure
Would it ever end ?

Just when all hope dissapeared
A brand new idea the hubby revealed
Failing again was totally feared
But then nice shiny Riva appreared

Will this work for me? I wondered
The juice I had just wasn't the best
Failing again was definately pondered
Behold! ECF has a free Treasure Chest!

A kind soul took pity on this frustrated Gal
And sent a treasure trove of juice for trial
I found many flavors that worked well for me
and now 60 days I have been analog free

For all the PIFers that give of themselves
you are truly Santa's helpers all the year long
One day soon I hope to join the ranks
Of those who are helpers and to all I give Thanks

I hope you're holidays are merry
and the new year filled with joy
you have my best wishes
and a heart filled with love

Gratitude from an ex- smoker
 
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