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whistlrr

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I'm starting to think anymore the main point of the majority of what's on tv, from whats on the news to Jerry Springer to "Cops" to Soap Operas "Interventions" to people eating worms for money to survivors on a camp to smokers packed in a house suffering withdrawals together to.. possibly conspiring to kill the one PV user amongst them(!)

is all just about being just so we the viewers can can sit on our couches and go "gotdamm am I ever glad I'm not that guy!"
 
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oldtechno

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I can just see oldtechno in that house with the rest of the quiters.

Their teeth are growing just a little long.
Their nails are getting red and longer.
They start nervously twitching around.
Their eyes dart here and there as if looking for a half filled ashtray to rob. They begin to sweat.

Oldtechno has sunk down in his chair...his beady eyes rise up from the table edge. His face slowly raises up. One eyebrowl is arched. A knowing grin is on his mouth.

ALL eyes turn to him--focus on him.

The female in the group...her eyes suddenly peer at oldtechno. She points, "He's not one of us!" All attention shifts to oldtechno who is raising his 510 pen style (blue LED) to lips.

Oldtechno inhales, blue light flashing on, and out comes a five foot in diameter vapor ring! He fires this broadside in their direction! The group leans forward...to get a whiff....to get ANYTHING!

The vapor ring disipates three feet before it reaches the ends of their nose.

Oldtechno laughs, "I am the ruler of all I survey!" 'snort' "Bow to me!"


They kill him.
 
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