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For just one night lets not be co-workers. Let's be co-people. - Ron Burgundy
For just one night lets not be co-workers. Let's be co-people. - Ron Burgundy
2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
What about bob
What about bob
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“When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man.” - A Prairie Home Companion
“When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man.” - A Prairie Home Companion
#3 (and final entry)
“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.” - Dumb and Dumber
“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.” - Dumb and Dumber
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Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
- - - Some Like It Hot (Jack Lemon watching Marilyn Monroe walk away)
Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
- - - Some Like It Hot (Jack Lemon watching Marilyn Monroe walk away)
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ~ The Princess Bride
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ~ The Princess Bride
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. ~ The Blues Brothers
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. ~ The Blues Brothers
#3
Richard Sumner: Often when we meet people for the first time, some physical characteristic strikes us. Uh, now what is the first thing you notice in a person?
Bunny Watson: Whether the person is male or female.
- - - Spencer Tracy & Katharine Hepburn in Desk Set
The whole scene:
Richard Sumner: Often when we meet people for the first time, some physical characteristic strikes us. Uh, now what is the first thing you notice in a person?
Bunny Watson: Whether the person is male or female.
- - - Spencer Tracy & Katharine Hepburn in Desk Set
The whole scene:
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"Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste."
~ A Boy and His Dog ~
Thank you for the chance to be Motivaped!!
"Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste."
~ A Boy and His Dog ~
Thank you for the chance to be Motivaped!!
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