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Good Morning Mt. Baker!! The middle of the week has arrived, and once again it's time for "Terrible Joke Wednesday"!........so off we go!!
Two sisters lived together, and one became quite ill. Her doctor told her she had but a short time to live. She spoke to her sister and said, “Jennie, when I die and you put up a gravestone, I want you to inscribe it just the way I tell you. I want them to put my name on it and underneath: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.” She died shortly thereafter, and Jennie went to the maker of the tombstone and explained what inscription she wanted. The gravestone maker told her that there were simply too many words to be put on the headstone. Jennie complained that those were her sister’s dying request. The gravestone maker assured her that he would do his best. After a month the gravestone maker called Jennie and told her the stone was ready, and that he had complied with her dead sister’s wishes as best he could. Jennie looked at the tombstone and across the top was her sister’s name just as she asked, and underneath was printed. “RETURNED – UNOPENED”
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
An Amish lady is riding down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home.” “Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals.” Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” “He said the reflector is broken.” “I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” “I’m not sure, Jacob … something about the emergency brake…”
A man is working on the buses collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there’s a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it’s Texas he’s sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he’s sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish. “Well” says the man, “Is that your packed lunch over there?” “Yes” answers the executioner. “Can I have that green banana?” The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he’s eaten it. When the man’s finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can’t believe it. “Can I go?” the man asks. “I suppose so” says the executioner, “That’s never happened before.” The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The man is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The man again sat in the chair. “What is your final wish?” asks the executioner. “Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?” says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The man eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair. The executioner can’t believe it and lets the man go. Well, would you believe, the man gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling. “What’s your final wish ?” asks the executioner. “Well” says the man, “Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?” The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark. “I give up” says the executioner, “I don’t understand how you can still be alive after all that?”. He stroked his chin. “It’s something to do with that green banana isn’t it” he asked. Nahh” said the man, “It's all because I’m just a really bad conductor”
A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
Smile and enjoy the day everyone!!
Two sisters lived together, and one became quite ill. Her doctor told her she had but a short time to live. She spoke to her sister and said, “Jennie, when I die and you put up a gravestone, I want you to inscribe it just the way I tell you. I want them to put my name on it and underneath: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.” She died shortly thereafter, and Jennie went to the maker of the tombstone and explained what inscription she wanted. The gravestone maker told her that there were simply too many words to be put on the headstone. Jennie complained that those were her sister’s dying request. The gravestone maker assured her that he would do his best. After a month the gravestone maker called Jennie and told her the stone was ready, and that he had complied with her dead sister’s wishes as best he could. Jennie looked at the tombstone and across the top was her sister’s name just as she asked, and underneath was printed. “RETURNED – UNOPENED”
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
An Amish lady is riding down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.” “Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob know as soon as I get home.” “Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals.” Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?” “He said the reflector is broken.” “I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” “I’m not sure, Jacob … something about the emergency brake…”
A man is working on the buses collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there’s a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it’s Texas he’s sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he’s sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish. “Well” says the man, “Is that your packed lunch over there?” “Yes” answers the executioner. “Can I have that green banana?” The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he’s eaten it. When the man’s finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can’t believe it. “Can I go?” the man asks. “I suppose so” says the executioner, “That’s never happened before.” The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The man is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The man again sat in the chair. “What is your final wish?” asks the executioner. “Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?” says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The man eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair. The executioner can’t believe it and lets the man go. Well, would you believe, the man gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling. “What’s your final wish ?” asks the executioner. “Well” says the man, “Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?” The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark. “I give up” says the executioner, “I don’t understand how you can still be alive after all that?”. He stroked his chin. “It’s something to do with that green banana isn’t it” he asked. Nahh” said the man, “It's all because I’m just a really bad conductor”
A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
Smile and enjoy the day everyone!!
@paleodian As always, thanks for the laughs!
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.
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Vanishing Oatmeal Treats - First try - it's tasty, I like it.
I checked the product page and it says it's been reported as a tank cracker
Anyone tried it and found swollen or mushy o-rings or cracked/fogged poly?
I dumped all my tank cracker flavorings because they wrecked o-rings in my Crown tank.
I'm using this in my MT RTA and would rather dump it than replace the o-rings and then dump it anyway.
I found that some of the flavors listed as tank crackers at MBV are actually not.
I checked the product page and it says it's been reported as a tank cracker
Anyone tried it and found swollen or mushy o-rings or cracked/fogged poly?
I dumped all my tank cracker flavorings because they wrecked o-rings in my Crown tank.
I'm using this in my MT RTA and would rather dump it than replace the o-rings and then dump it anyway.
I found that some of the flavors listed as tank crackers at MBV are actually not.
Mowgli....I like the Vanishing Oatmeal Treats and use it a lot....can't speak for it being a tank cracker as all my Kayfun V4's and SmokTfv4's have glass tanks but I haven't noticed any problems with the O rings by using it.
Good Morning Mt. Baker! Thursday and the weekend is almost here! I hope the week has been a pleasant one for everyone so far. Be well my friends and have the BEST of days!
I've never had problems with my O rings or anything while vaping Vanishing Oatmeal Treats. Honestly, I've only used it in glass tanks before. It could also be about time we revise our tank cracker list.
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Good Morning Mt. Baker! Friday and the weekend is here! I hope you all have a pleasant, happy weekend! Have the best day everyone!
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