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Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope everyone had a great weekend. Another week begins......oh hell.....it's Monday.....I need coffee.....
....Have the BEST of days everyone!
....Have the BEST of days everyone!
Good Morning Mt. Baker! I hope everyone had a great weekend. Another week begins......oh hell.....it's Monday.....I need coffee.....
Monday always requires a much bigger coffee than any other day of the week.
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Good Morning Mt. Baker! Another Monday gone! The week is on the way and I do hope it's a good one for you all! Have the best of days everyone!
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Good Morning Mt. Baker! My, My, My.....time flies and once again its that time already......"Terrible Joke Wednesday" is here once again....so.....off we go!
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?“
“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.“
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
“Wow…that looks deep.”
“Sure does… toss a few COPYRIGHTDMCA in there and see how deep it is.”
They pick up a few COPYRIGHTDMCA and throw them in and wait… no noise.
“Jeeez. That is REALLY deep… here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise.“
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait… and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, “Hey…over here in the weeds, there’s a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it’s GOTTA make some noise.”
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it’s legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they’ve just seen…
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. “Hey… you two guys seen my goat out here?” “You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!”
“Nah”, says the farmer, “That couldn’t have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie.”
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,… ‘Congratulations on your new location!’”
Smile everyone and have the best of days!
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?“
“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.“
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
“Wow…that looks deep.”
“Sure does… toss a few COPYRIGHTDMCA in there and see how deep it is.”
They pick up a few COPYRIGHTDMCA and throw them in and wait… no noise.
“Jeeez. That is REALLY deep… here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise.“
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait… and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, “Hey…over here in the weeds, there’s a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it’s GOTTA make some noise.”
The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it’s legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they’ve just seen…
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. “Hey… you two guys seen my goat out here?” “You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!”
“Nah”, says the farmer, “That couldn’t have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie.”
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,… ‘Congratulations on your new location!’”
Smile everyone and have the best of days!
In honor of terrible joke Wednesday, here's a podcast about Sinbad and vooping. Enjoy, and vape on my friends.
MY CONTRIBUTION FOR TODAY....
I tried working at a muffler shop but it was exhausting.
I can tell apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I took a midnight swim in one of the great lakes, it was Erie.
My hippie friend took his pet squid to the beach and it escaped. He tried to stop it but it was too far out, man.
Cheese truck accident reported, streets filled with de brie
poor meatballs live in the spaghetto
I could tell a joke about the elements every day but they seem to do better if I only tell them periodically.
My friend Ron and his son Ron Jr. opened up a bakery which was nice but I think they are limiting themselves because two Rons don't make a rye.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it so we went and had a drink. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer
I wanted to eat at the International House of Pancakes but I couldn't get in without a Thai
I asked my North Korean friend how things were going. He said he couldn't complain.
Only the letter E gets Christmas presents this year; the rest are not-E
If we boycott prepackaged shredded cheese I think we can make America grate again
I like to laugh when goats give birth because I know they're just kidding
When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.
Making Irish chili is so exacting - you have to stop at 239 beans because one more would be too farty
If you're an ant and want to rent a house, you need to find 9 ant friends. You need ten ants.
A crab hates to share because it is a little shellfish...........................TADA!
I tried working at a muffler shop but it was exhausting.
I can tell apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I took a midnight swim in one of the great lakes, it was Erie.
My hippie friend took his pet squid to the beach and it escaped. He tried to stop it but it was too far out, man.
Cheese truck accident reported, streets filled with de brie
poor meatballs live in the spaghetto
I could tell a joke about the elements every day but they seem to do better if I only tell them periodically.
My friend Ron and his son Ron Jr. opened up a bakery which was nice but I think they are limiting themselves because two Rons don't make a rye.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it so we went and had a drink. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer
I wanted to eat at the International House of Pancakes but I couldn't get in without a Thai
I asked my North Korean friend how things were going. He said he couldn't complain.
Only the letter E gets Christmas presents this year; the rest are not-E
If we boycott prepackaged shredded cheese I think we can make America grate again
I like to laugh when goats give birth because I know they're just kidding
When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.
Making Irish chili is so exacting - you have to stop at 239 beans because one more would be too farty
If you're an ant and want to rent a house, you need to find 9 ant friends. You need ten ants.
A crab hates to share because it is a little shellfish...........................TADA!
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