Tell H.R. as a "non-smoker" you refuse to allow them to force you to inhale second hand smoke.
I can't - they don't know that I vape.

However, I *am* responsible for the conversion to vaping of about half our known vapers, and am responsible for most of them becoming MBV juice fans.
Oy, requesting a vaping section be set up in the 3rd class citizens section.
Oh, I'll just continue to stealth, and they'll never know.
Life lesson for all my MBV thread buddies .....
After dinner and you have the brilliant idea of dumping the pitcher of leftover water into the aquarium because the water level is looking a little low .... do NOT accidently grab the pitcher of leftover apple juice. You will wake up the next morning with a cloudy fish tank .... and a bunch of fish doing the backstroke
carry on
Oh, no! That is *so* sad.
That's even more cruel than the fact that I came thisclose to being named Harley Davidson. Thanks, Mom, for intervening there... I love Harleys but I was tormented quite enough in school without being named for them!
I was born in Hawaii, in a certain pink hospital. My father was going to name me Leilani. A lovely name - unless you know you will be moving back to the mainland at some point and that your name will inevitably get shortened to the first syllable by kids who will then tease you unmercifully.
Thanks, Mom, for intervening, too. No thanks, Mom, for not realizing the jokes that the name you actually gave me were going to result in.
Fwiw, I didn't even know Sticky Bun had any cinnamon in it till Cinnamongate - nor would I have guessed that it did. It's true that Sticky Bun is a combination of Caramel Candy and Cinnamon Roll, but I don't get any cinnamon at all out of the two *together*... and I actually prefer Sticky Bun to Cinnamon Roll by a large margin.
INFIDEL! Seanchai, Seanchai, how dare you not preach the gospel of the Cinna-omnomnom Roll!
This brief drive by brought to you courtesy of the letter Q.
For no apparent reason than it amuses me. You may all return to your regularly scheduled insanity.
