Lol! I have 2 rotties. One is a 130 lb baby who will get in the van with any creepy person with candy or looking for a lost puppy, and the other one will rip off a limb with no warning. Good luck to any burglar figuring out which is which.
Now back to your regularly scheduled MBV thread.
I actually have one too, but he's like the bipolar combo of both of those. Which means in public he gets to wear a less snazzy version of this:
You know you love your difficult dog when it makes your heart melt window-shopping for muzzles online thinking how dumb-cute he'd look in each one.
Then there's boyfriend's dog (non-rottie) who, when walking on a leash in a parking lot, will literally go from car to car acting as if that is our car that she is about to hop into. Some people can't recognize faces and some can't remember names-- she can't remember cars to save her life.
No doubt a dognapping to her would just be the start of a wonderful adventure full of puppy treats, new people, and hopefully (to her) children. God help the dog-nappers though-- parvo as a puppy made her parvo-tarded and despite a few years of (admittedly sometimes flawed at times) house-training, she refuses to be more than 90% house-trained. But that ten percent! whew! it's a doozy!
