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Sambuca

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Sambuca - vape the HIGH NIC juice... Vape it and vape it and vape it until the feeling passes... I am on day 4 and I'm feeling grand =]

SUCK DOWN THAT juice!!!

i have some and i iz vaping it.

no smokes for you sam. no no no

it's more a delusional thing. there's some golden harvest in the freezer, that Jenn is smoking. i don't want one of those.

my mind is just wafting back to taste of some Rambach from Daughters & Ryan. (and then keeps going back! :facepalm:)

(maybe it's like squonking with the reos! :ohmy:)
 

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i dunno. that's why i said maybe! :lol:

oh, and i thought this was funny:

A guy is driving around the back woods of Lower Onslow and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

'In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a damn liar. He's never been out of the yard'
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