Plot twist: Ozwald is actually older than Butch.
You get a cookie. That's the best laugh I've had yet today.
Edit: You'll have to collect it from Butch though. I hope you like ginger snaps & Werther's hard candies.
Plot twist: Ozwald is actually older than Butch.
You get a cookie. That's the best laugh I've had yet today.
You better watch it youngun mcol is doin' bodyguard duty fer me
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mcol is getting ready to go eat lobster and king crab.
And drink wine.
Soon I won't know who any of you people are.
So, uh... umm.. do you... um... would you happen to make house calls??
sorry to hear about the ankle, Oz. hope it heals quick.
(and your hair goes south)
That ankle is why I'm self employed to begin with. I broke it really badly a few (5ish?) years ago & all I'm qualified to do on paper are jobs that require me being on my feet - 15 years as a chef, 7 years working at ski resorts, etc. Well work comp screwed me, they refused surgery, physical rehab & even tried to go after me for the ambulance ride down the mountain. Not quite bad enough to get disability, but bad enough that I can't do any of those things any more. So I have my shop & I have a 100 mile long rural newspaper route to help when the shop is slow & for fun money when the shop is busy.
And it wasn't that big of a box, it was just a double punt to where it needed to be.. even if I wasn't ...... I would've probably kicked it since my hands were full. I probably gave it a little extra gusto from the frustration & managed to hit it in the just wrong spot with the just wrong spot of my foot. I'm not going to the hospital since I already know what they're going to do to me & I've got all that stuff here. Soft cast, walking cast, crutches, a super awesome cane (but no top hat). I also have EMT training from working on the ski patrol. That coupled with stubbornness will get me through... and some Advil. And some Dr. Peeber. Ahh yes. Pabst makes every thing better.
Edit: Anyone have a top hat I could borrow?
If you lived in A) Hawaii B) southern Cal C) southern Florida = maybe
Montana in January = uhm, NO
If it is Cinnamon Roll and Sticky Bun, I have taken it upon myself to call it Kinnabun.![]()
Southern Cal? Someone called my name?
Curt.
i have a lot of hats but no top hats, unfortunately. sorry to hear about your mishap, dear.![]()
If you lived in A) Hawaii B) southern Cal C) southern Florida = maybe
Montana in January = uhm, NO
that's fine....at least you don't call it kelli'sbuns.![]()