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I assume you were bowing when you posted that.

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OH OH .... got him riled up now ......
 

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A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, "Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?"

The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't try to take advantage of me?"

The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

She replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket ... and I'll hold the chickens."

Ozman's on a roll! :p
 

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4 women are driving down the road in a car, one from Iowa, another from Idaho, one from Montana & the last from California.

Out of no where, the woman from Iowa starts throwing ears of corn out the window.

"What are you doing!?!?" gasp the other 3 in the car.
"I'm from Iowa, we have to many of these darned things, I'm just getting rid of some," says the Iowan woman.
"Oh," reply the other ladies.

A little further down the road the woman from Idaho starts throwing potatoes out of the window.
Again, "What are you doing!?!?" gasp the other 3.
"I'm from Idaho, we have to many of these darned things, I'm just getting rid of some," says the Idahoian.
"Oh, okay," reply the other ladies.

A little further down the road, the woman from Montana pushes the Californian out of the car....
 

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We just wanted to keep them at the grocery store and out of the campgrounds.
The locals had a map to get out of the grocery store.

So out of curiosity are we talkin' State Parks or National Parks because I thought there were limits to the duration of ones stay in either... Campin' does sound nice, haven't done that in quite a while :) Maybe NM :D
 

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So out of curiosity are we talkin' State Parks or National Parks because I thought there were limits to the duration of ones stay in either... Campin' does sound nice, haven't done that in quite a while :) Maybe NM :D

No just campgrounds up in the mountains. And there was a limit, I think two weeks?
They had ways around that which I can't remember now, been away too long.
 

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I never hear anyone talk about the RY4. I have some of the flavoring. Any suggestions on what to add to it to make it something better? Madagascar Vanilla maybe, with a wee bit of butterscotch or caramel candy??

I should have vape mail today too, and it's been awhile. My MVP2 is due in today. It will be my first vv/vw device and I'm excited. Thinking of getting the smaller form factor Inokin ITaste vv/vw3 for stealth. Anyone have one? I like that they're ego size but square, and have the variable wattage too. reviews seem to be good.

Hope everyone is having a good morning. I'm up way early since I was up til 7:30 am.....might have to power nap it today!!

I don't talk about the RY4 because I PIF'd it. I'm sort of starting to think that MBV has two main tobacco bases - one of which I like, and one of which I don't. (I could be completely wrong about this - I'd need to really line them up and compare notes.) I think their' RY4 uses a tobacco I don't much care for. Which is sad, because I really, really love vanilla and caramel. :)


I have some RY4 from Khala (hi Khala!), but I haven't cracked it open yet. I'll let you know my thoughts when I do, especially since I just happen to have some Vanilla Tobacco and Madagascar Vanilla coming, and I've got Butterscotch already. :D.

Hi, Seanchai!


Hi guys, I am wondering why my Thug Juice looks clear but this thug juice from looks red? LOL

I seem to recall you saying that you vape 0 mg nic, right? Color comes both from flavoring, and from the nic reacting with air. So 0 mg juice will never get as dark as juice with nic. If, for example, I line up my Salted Caramel in 0mg, 12mg, and 18mg, the 0mg is very pale, and the 18mg is quite dark. Since they are all the same number of flavor shots and pg/vg mix, and are mostly the same age, the only difference is the nic.


i wish i'll have 3 wifes

Oh, no, you don't. Friends With Benefits? Girlfriends? Anything that doesn't involve a divorce to end? If everyone is happy with the arrangement, go for it. But may I recommend you skip the 2 divorces that go along with 3 wives? :)


All women are aliens.. I mean foreigners.... Uhh.. Nevermind.

I am now afraid to move off this page of the thread.

I really, really ought to go swipe Oz's sights .jpg... :glare:


Evening, MBV peeps! Taking a break to catch up before logging back on to work. Emergency server maintenance tonight.

Vaping vanilla tobacco, and debating whether or not one of the endurance run atty's is worth resurrecting.
 

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No just campgrounds up in the mountains. And there was a limit, I think two weeks?
They had ways around that which I can't remember now, been away too long.

I thought about doin' a little travelin', hittin' camp grounds if and when I am able to retire, but I honestly don't have the patience for the massive number of, lets say, not to bright drivers on the roads at this point to be able to enjoy it....
 

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4 women are driving down the road in a car, one from Iowa, another from Idaho, one from Montana & the last from California.

Out of no where, the woman from Iowa starts throwing ears of corn out the window.

"What are you doing!?!?" gasp the other 3 in the car.
"I'm from Iowa, we have to many of these darned things, I'm just getting rid of some," says the Iowan woman.
"Oh," reply the other ladies.

A little further down the road the woman from Idaho starts throwing potatoes out of the window.
Again, "What are you doing!?!?" gasp the other 3.
"I'm from Idaho, we have to many of these darned things, I'm just getting rid of some," says the Idahoian.
"Oh, okay," reply the other ladies.

A little further down the road, the woman from Montana pushes the Californian out of the car....

Ozzie's gonna go on a comedy tour. he's gonna be billed as "the World's Angriest Paperboy" :D
 

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Oh, no, you don't. Friends With Benefits? Girlfriends? Anything that doesn't involve a divorce to end? If everyone is happy with the arrangement, go for it. But may I recommend you skip the 2 divorces that go along with 3 wives? :)

Chances are it's going to be 3 divorces, unless one of them is really understanding.

My favorite Irish cheer:

Here's to our wives, here's to our girlfriends,
And here's to them never meeting each other!!
 

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Ozzie's gonna go on a comedy tour. he's gonna be billed as "the World's Angriest Paperboy" :D

You obviously haven't met very many carriers. At least I have a main job & do it for extra cash... you should see the folks who have to hold down several routes because that's all they do. You've never seen angry.
 
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