Multi function or malfunction?

[Hans Wermhat]

I was bored and started flipping through pages at fasttech and found this...
$44.51 Simeiyue SMY 1600mAh Mechanical Vape DV Mod w/ MP3 & LED Flashlight - FM radio / 4GB microSD card / aluminum + chromed brass / US plug / silver at FastTech - Worldwide Free Shipping

 

[mattiem]

I guess I will pass on it since it doesn't also include cell phone capabilities

 

[crxess]

No Mpeg

 

[Bad Ninja]

No Mpeg

It has FM video tho!

3.1 ohm min resistance.

Break out the stash of Boge cartos

 

[ReigntheGamer]

No nail clippers or corkscrew? Bah!

 

[HauntedMyst]

There is no camera. Where is the camera? USB for charging but no USB port to act as a battery back up? Some one didn't think things through.

 

[MorpheusPA]

Needs more GPS.

 

[Hans Wermhat]

I think it needs a bluetooth connection so I can turn the flashlight on with my cell phone.

 

[ReigntheGamer]

I think it needs a bluetooth connection so I can turn the flashlight on with my cell phone.

And at 1600mAh it boasts a robust run time of 1 minute and 34 seconds when using the bluetooth, flashlight, and vaporizer.

 

[Hans Wermhat]

And 17 minutes and 32 seconds of jamming out to you favorite tunes at full volume.

 

[HauntedMyst]

I wonder if one of the buttons would make it hum like a lightsaber.

 

[Bunnykiller]

1A output at 5V = 5W.... wont be chukin clouds with it... might be able to do low end tootle puffin tho

 

[VHRB2014]

Naw, needs more COW BELL!

 

[HauntedMyst]

Somewhere, some guy owns this mod. It's his only mod and he is PROUD of it. It helped him quit smoking. He goes out tonight to celebrate his vaping victory wearing his best wide collar silk shirt. The collar is hanging outside of the synthetic leather sport coat he's wearing. But it's the shoes you notice most of all. Those bright white shoes were made for dancing. He heads out into the neon lit streets, strutting with an almost "Stayin Alive" vibe while the retro disco screams through the headphones courtesy of that 4gb SD card. He is blowing his clouds (ok, wisps) while he makes his way through the gritty streets to a club. A club where he hopes to catch the eye of some lucky lady, enjoy his vape and drink a Zima before returning home to sleep and then spend another day as a street vendor sunglass salesman with hopes of one day opening his own luggage store. I say we raise a glass to that relentless dreamer.

 

[Hans Wermhat]

I say we raise a glass to that relentless dreamer.

As long as it's not a glass of Zima.

 

[WattWick]

Quite an impressive feature set for a mech.