My dog is cuter than yours

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Happy Domino38

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I miss my boy


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Col., you have my sympathies, he was just ADORABLE! I showed his piccie around here and everyone just fell in love..he might just BE the winner, he looked like a little doll!

Gorgeous!
 

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TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my .....

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?


Presenting...the BEST DOG EVER:
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And for more pics you can see some here:
Brodie pictures by nekkidnorman - Photobucket

The sig line from my boy's foster home:
'If you consider that we cannot save them all,
and what difference does one make?,
you ought to know the joy of the one who is saved'.
~ Jim Willis

Like the lion is to cats,
the mastiff is to dogs!
 
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MastiffMike

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All three of mine put together barely make one of him!
Love your quotes too

When we adpted him he was 3 months old and 60 lbs! Now he's 115lbs (but done growing). Nothing like a 115lb. lap dog!

My "small" dog is an 80lb (overweight, should be 65! 8-o) yellow lab! My daughters and I want to get a French Bulldog but I won't unless their ears are DOWN!!! Seems they don't come that way! Besides, 3 dogs would be a handfull!
 

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TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my .....

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?




Best dog list ever! Laughed my .... off.
 

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When we adpted him he was 3 months old and 60 lbs! Now he's 115lbs (but done growing). Nothing like a 115lb. lap dog!

Ok- so it only takes two of mine to equal him. But they all 3 (50lbs each) manage to sit at least partly on my lap at once. no, i can't move, and yep they're a handful. But i couldn't do without them.

Who knew that vapers were such cool animal luvin people- but then again, the best people do tend to love animals.
 

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One day I intend to have a French bulldog....expensive though !

Mike I especially liked the quote from the foster home. I saved it, hope you don't mind. Seems like it would be a great quote for rescue organizations to use.

It's perfect for a rescue org! That's what she does now (used to just foster but now runs a multi state mastiff rescue). The quote wasn't originally hers, besides, anything to help dogs she'd be all for!
 
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