I kept hearing an advertisement on the radio about a new vape shop in town and how they had the best juice around so I decided to go check it out. They had a huge banner in front of the shop that said "Grand Opening Today!" But they opened a month ago. I think it might have been a sign to go the heck home. No pun intended.
Needless to say, I went inside anyway. There was nobody inside, the place was completely vacant of human life except for myself. The one thing that impressed me was the wall behind the counter. It was from one end to the other, covered entirely with e-juice selections. I found myself, quite literally, saying "Dear sweet baby Jesus". About the time the word Jesus came from my mouth, a woman who had no shoes on, appeared from the back of the shop. My second sign, I should have left. I did not, however, leave.
She stopped about halfway out of the door way and stared at me. Did not say a single word. Yet another sign... I didn't leave, instead I looked in the display cases they had lining the same wall. They had I believe, about, 3 different devices. There was an eGo, an evod, and an iTaste v2. The iTaste was priced at 110 bucks. This, out of all the signs, should have been the one that made me leave.
In fact, I was about to, but the woman finally said "What do you need." Startled, I said, "Oh, I just heard about you folks on the rad-e-o and thought I'd come over and check ya out" Apparently the phrase "Rad-e-o" means "You're tacky and I hate you" in shoelesswhitechickanees because after I said that, she instantly began to act like she did not want me there. She said nothing, so I asked what type of juice she had and she pointed at a binder on the counter. I said "Oh cool, so you guys make your own in sh-" I was cut off with "No." I followed with "Do you order em local-" "No" Ok then, I opened the binder and to my surprise there was only three pages. I looked up at the wall of juice bottles, then back at the binder and said "Is this the only binder?" She replied, sounding confused, "Yes" I replied "I just figured with amount on th-" she cut me off again and explain that the ones on the wall were for "Display only".
I didn't say the following but, What in the literal f(not cussing)k do you mean "Display only"??? What the heck is that crap??? Anyway, I tried a few juices a found an orange creme i liked. I asked for the price and she explained that usually they run at 15.99 a bottle (15mL) but they were on sale for 13.99 a bottle. My heart turned to a paste. I bought it anyway though, and left. The "I was born on" date on the bottle was 6/13/12. Even if the bottle is the darkened to extend shelf life type bottle, I did not just pay 14 bucks for a 3 year old e-juice.
Anyway, that was my horrible experience.
How about you guys? Have any you'd like to share? I'd love to hear em!
Needless to say, I went inside anyway. There was nobody inside, the place was completely vacant of human life except for myself. The one thing that impressed me was the wall behind the counter. It was from one end to the other, covered entirely with e-juice selections. I found myself, quite literally, saying "Dear sweet baby Jesus". About the time the word Jesus came from my mouth, a woman who had no shoes on, appeared from the back of the shop. My second sign, I should have left. I did not, however, leave.
She stopped about halfway out of the door way and stared at me. Did not say a single word. Yet another sign... I didn't leave, instead I looked in the display cases they had lining the same wall. They had I believe, about, 3 different devices. There was an eGo, an evod, and an iTaste v2. The iTaste was priced at 110 bucks. This, out of all the signs, should have been the one that made me leave.
In fact, I was about to, but the woman finally said "What do you need." Startled, I said, "Oh, I just heard about you folks on the rad-e-o and thought I'd come over and check ya out" Apparently the phrase "Rad-e-o" means "You're tacky and I hate you" in shoelesswhitechickanees because after I said that, she instantly began to act like she did not want me there. She said nothing, so I asked what type of juice she had and she pointed at a binder on the counter. I said "Oh cool, so you guys make your own in sh-" I was cut off with "No." I followed with "Do you order em local-" "No" Ok then, I opened the binder and to my surprise there was only three pages. I looked up at the wall of juice bottles, then back at the binder and said "Is this the only binder?" She replied, sounding confused, "Yes" I replied "I just figured with amount on th-" she cut me off again and explain that the ones on the wall were for "Display only".
I didn't say the following but, What in the literal f(not cussing)k do you mean "Display only"??? What the heck is that crap??? Anyway, I tried a few juices a found an orange creme i liked. I asked for the price and she explained that usually they run at 15.99 a bottle (15mL) but they were on sale for 13.99 a bottle. My heart turned to a paste. I bought it anyway though, and left. The "I was born on" date on the bottle was 6/13/12. Even if the bottle is the darkened to extend shelf life type bottle, I did not just pay 14 bucks for a 3 year old e-juice.
Anyway, that was my horrible experience.
How about you guys? Have any you'd like to share? I'd love to hear em!
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