Nebraska Vaping, Part 3

[Jakersvape]

I'm.....trying......to.......maintain.....!
Nobody......needs.....to ......hear about.......a mass.....family killing.....suicide.....!
Buzz kill....right?

I swear to god my wife and daughter just do shiate to see how far they can push me....and my wife is knee deep into it.
Then they act all Fuzzbubbled when I get upitty......
Biatches..........

I'm sorry, sugar britches! I think all women are like that.....

 

[Jakersvape]

Sweetness....
Glad you got the pool stuff done.....you're a GOOD neighbor......
Wish you were MY neighbor......

Wish I was your neighbor too.....and Pitts.....we would have a sweet neighborhood!

 

[hawkizefan]

Wish I was your neighbor too.....and Pitts.....we would have a sweet neighborhood!

I've never heard of a dysfunctional neighborhood...
That right there would be "it "
Hells yeah...SHEBANG......

 

[Jakersvape]

I've never heard of a dysfunctional neighborhood...
That right there would be "it "
Hells yeah...SHEBANG......

Yeah......we are kind of dysfunctional......wouldn't want it any other way!

 

[PittBoss]

Kinda.....more just size wise.....

Gross..........

 

[PittBoss]

Texas tough tank!

Ok, don't take advice from me about tanks....I haven't used one in almost a year

I like those.. a lot!

 

[PittBoss]

Not familiar .......where can I see one of those????

https://www.vapedudes.com/

 

[PittBoss]

****alert,alert****
I apologize in advance for anything forthcoming...

My blood sugar is whack......but I thought that in spite of that I was being SHEBANG cool.
Mama bears pointed out...NOOOOOOO.....I'm not being cool....In fact I apparently am an .......

I apologize to you....your family....all the unborns in your family history and ......whatever....I'm sorry....lick me....I'm sorry again.
Lick me again.

Hmmm...I seem to have a problem being sorry and apologizing .....so just lick me and we'll call it even

(I think mama Bears has started to check us out.....reading the threads and shiate....I don't care from my perspective....just thought I would throw that out there..)

Lol, it hurts so good..

 

[PittBoss]

Somebody better mow my f#%{^_g yard tomorrow....
I'm done chillackin bout that too......holmeseseseses....

For the love of god....don't drag my gangsta out....

Lmao.. Maybe cause I'm drunk, but this is all spilling out like an adult only soap opera. I'm loving it!

 

[PittBoss]

I'm.....trying......to.......maintain.....!
Nobody......needs.....to ......hear about.......a mass.....family killing.....suicide.....!
Buzz kill....right?

I swear to god my wife and daughter just do shiate to see how far they can push me....and my wife is knee deep into it.
Then they act all Fuzzbubbled when I get upitty......
Biatches..........

I can't like this one enough..

 

[PittBoss]

I'm sorry you had a bad day......I'm tired as hell.......Joe worked the crap out of me today! Got the dirt leveled and the pool is filling as we speak.....shebang!

Love you buddy! Wish I were closer, so I could give you a good rub down tonight.....

She friggin BANG!

 

[PittBoss]

I'm sorry, sugar britches! I think all women are like that.....

Not all women......

 

[PittBoss]

Wish I was your neighbor too.....and Pitts.....we would have a sweet neighborhood!

She motha fuggin BANG!

 

[PittBoss]

I've never heard of a dysfunctional neighborhood...
That right there would be "it "
Hells yeah...SHEBANG......

Can I get a 'Hoo Rah!"

 

[hawkizefan]

Yeah......we are kind of dysfunctional......wouldn't want it any other way!

I'm fully dysfunctionable...wouldn't want it any other way....

 

[hawkizefan]

Not all women......

Yes.....all women...
Just a matter of time till you see it......

But that isn't a deal breaker....been with mama bears for nearly 28 years....she pisses me off weekly,....but couldn't/wouldn't want to try to go through life without her....just sayin.....

Kinda like how I feel about you knuckles........

 

[hawkizefan]

Damn naps......
Now I can't sleep....
And I'll still be awake at 5:00......
THEN I'LL MOW MY YARD.....lol.....

(Y'all know that's a funny ha ha joke thingy right? )

 

[Jakersvape]

Can I get a 'Hoo Rah!"

Hoo Rah!!!

 

[Jakersvape]

Damn naps......
Now I can't sleep....
And I'll still be awake at 5:00......
THEN I'LL MOW MY YARD.....lol.....

(Y'all know that's a funny ha ha joke thingy right? )

I think you should have just mowed your lawn at 5 this morning!

 

[Jakersvape]

Yes.....all women...
Just a matter of time till you see it......

But that isn't a deal breaker....been with mama bears for nearly 28 years....she pisses me off weekly,....but couldn't/wouldn't want to try to go through life without her....just sayin.....

Kinda like how I feel about you knuckles........

Here Here
HARUMPH
Shebang!