Nebraska Vaping, Part 3

[PittBoss]

He touches inappropriatley......but he does it gently....soooooo.???? Could be worse.
He's rather large....so even if the touching was offensive.....grin and bear it.
He has an affinity for goose grease/bourbon.....and as luck would have it.......tiny donkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah. I know....right???
Lucky him....



Sup baby?
Been missing you.
Hope it's all kosh.

I dunno.. I guess that's good. Just hope he knows there are times when it is perfectly acceptable to be a little rough with me! Goose greese, bourbon and tiny donkeys are my thing..It's like a match made in circus town!

Just been busy and all.. But it's been all good! Kosh would be an understatement! I bet I'm missing you more though!

 

[hawkizefan]

Dead animal is a game changer!

You doubled up buddy....glad it's not just me.......

Have I told you how much I love you
today?????
If not.....my bad.....

 

[PittBoss]

I'm feeling it, baby! Sunday it is![/QUOTE
I've got the beer....you bring hookers.....and donkeys......and transgendered midgets.
So your only out of pocket cost are the hookers.
Swing by Council Bluffs and pick up a SKAG 6 pack for $28.....I'm not picky. Say "hi" to my cousin.....lol.....(please don't bring her....)

Veal wont be attending.. He is currently on mission to find himself, evidently. I really think he has turned a new leaf..

Umm, isn't skag slang for something not legal?

 

[PittBoss]

We've had that conversation before.
Of course.....you must always wear them.
I'm impressed that you still have the tassels.....
2 brownie points for you Sir......your my hero.....

There are times I can't even bear to take them off when I shower. I really love how the deep purple accentuates my eyes!

 

[hawkizefan]

I dunno.. I guess that's good. Just hope he knows there are times when it is perfectly acceptable to be a little rough with me! Goose greese, bourbon and tiny donkeys are my thing..It's like a match made in circus town!

Just been busy and all.. But it's been all good! Kosh would be an understatement! I bet I'm missing you more though!

Liar....can't possibly "miss me more"....lol......
Been missing me some knuckles however......
Sunday can't get here quick enough......

 

[PittBoss]

I know.....right????
No promises....but maybe...
Or watercress sandwiches.........(kent likes watercress......and Oprha.....)

Either way, I'll be too enamored by you to care.. Well, except for Oprah.. That lady irritates the heck outta me!

 

[PittBoss]

You doubled up buddy....glad it's not just me.......

Have I told you how much I love you
today?????
If not.....my bad.....

I figured we needed one for ol' times sake!

I love you more, peaches!

 

[PittBoss]

Liar....can't possibly "miss me more"....lol......
Been missing me some knuckles however......
Sunday can't get here quick enough......

I can and I do! So THERE!

Just think.. In about 43 hours, you will be in the presence of knuckles!

 

[hawkizefan]

Veal wont be attending.. He is currently on mission to find himself, evidently. I really think he has turned a new leaf..

Umm, isn't skag slang for something not legal?

Sorry....SKAG is my cousins middle name.....we just call her biatch...........
That's not fair....I hit on her at the last family reunion...she shot me down.......that's how pitifull OL hawk is......
...... cousin won't even hook a brother up.....lol......

 

[hawkizefan]

There are times I can't even bear to take them off when I shower. I really love how the deep purple accentuates my eyes!

Thats why I bought you the purple ones......those eyes{{shiver}}....dammit...."clean up on Aisle 9".....lol

 

[PittBoss]

Sorry....SKAG is my cousins middle name.....we just call her biatch...........
That's not fair....I hit on her at the last family reunion...she shot me down.......that's how pitifull OL hawk is......
...... cousin won't even hook a brother up.....lol......

Ohhh, that kind of skag.. Makes much more sense now! Dang, she's all picky and choosy about the green backs? That ain't right, sir!

 

[PittBoss]

Thats why I bought you the purple ones......those eyes{{shiver}}....dammit...."clean up on Aisle 9".....lol

I really enjoy making them helicopter.. Kind of a hobby now! Aww, shucks! Didn't mean for that to happen..

 

[hawkizefan]

I can and I do! So THERE!

Just think.. In about 43 hours, you will be in the presence of knuckles!

Stop it.
Already took 2 cold showers today.....

Gotta call it....I'm beat bad.....but looking forward to a knuckle up......all Woodrow and Shiate....
Mainly thinking bout Jake .....
Ultimate pivot ....(sorry Jakester......)
I barely meant that.........

Somebody bring me a gift of liver....or lungs...or nuts.......
I'm not picky.....

Yard sale continues......please come buy my crap that I decided was so horrific that I had to put on my driveway and sell my soul to lie about....but I'll be straight up with you.....promise.......get your hand off my cousin......lol....

 

[hawkizefan]

Ohhh, that kind of skag.. Makes much more sense now! Dang, she's all picky and choosy about the green backs? That ain't right, sir!

Biatch......I'm not hideous.....so much....kinda not really.....right????
She's a $28 truck stop ...... for gods sake. I'm thinking our playing field is dead level....really.....for the most part.
Ok....she has a real job that people depend on.....but still....

 

[hawkizefan]

Gotta fall baby dolls.....

It was fun hanging with y'all.
I'm beat and stupid....more so than normal.....love you knucks......

 

[PittBoss]

Stop it.
Already took 2 cold showers today.....

Gotta call it....I'm beat bad.....but looking forward to a knuckle up......all Woodrow and Shiate....
Mainly thinking bout Jake .....
Ultimate pivot ....(sorry Jakester......)
I barely meant that.........

Somebody bring me a gift of liver....or lungs...or nuts.......
I'm not picky.....

Yard sale continues......please come buy my crap that I decided was so horrific that I had to put on my driveway and sell my soul to lie about....but I'll be straight up with you.....promise.......get your hand off my cousin......lol....

My hand will stay firmly planted on your cousin's backside! Have a good night, snookums.. Can't wait to see your pristine face!

 

[PittBoss]

Biatch......I'm not hideous.....so much....kinda not really.....right????
She's a $28 truck stop ...... for gods sake. I'm thinking our playing field is dead level....really.....for the most part.
Ok....she has a real job that people depend on.....but still....

You are beautiful!

 

[PittBoss]

Gotta fall baby dolls.....

It was fun hanging with y'all.
I'm beat and stupid....more so than normal.....love you knucks......

Love you too!

 

[gotalotgoingon]

Damn....sorry buddy...forgot to ask.
You make it home yet?
Sorry again about Grandpa....thought about you a few times the last few days. Hope you and your family are doing OK....

I got home late last night. Had to spend some time with the cousins and go to Topeka to see my mom's mom. After that I had to make a stop at the Westboro Baptist Church compound to pass some "love" their way. Thanks for your condolences.

Looks like a lot has happened since I left.

 

[hawkizefan]

Love you too!

If you keep touching my cousin....of your free will...good luck...

I prefer..I
Quiy