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Jakersvape

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Is that good or bad??

This.... Welcome to Facebook

If that don't work just request to join it...last I read the price was up to about $21 with the shipping and fees. They are talking about starting to use popmoney instead of PayPal.

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Hairball is awesome.. One heckuva co-op runner as well.

Yeah I just clicked on 'Join Group' and it's awaiting acceptance
 

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Aw-right fuskers......
Somebody owes me......2 eyes and a spleen.......

So I come home....car I don't know in my driveway....I pull up...large dude gets out...
I'm just going to play the words....you can figure who said what...self explanatory...

Dialouge.....

"where the F have ute Ben"
Dude....my driveway...my house....who the heck are you?

This resulted in my FIRST black eye....

Now I'm guessing this is Paulie.....
So...assuming this is Paulie....I don't want to look him directly in the eyes...
I notice he has a huge belt buckle..like a cowboy....like a rodeo rider.

(this may be partially my fault)....to avoid eye contact...I fixated on the buckle.....

At this point I should have had my shiate together a bit better but...
#1...this all happened quickley...
#2....I live in papillion...
#3...who wears a belt buckle that shows a hand holding a severed head..?????

At this point, as groggey as I was, I still thought this was some maniacle cowboy...but the buckle with the severed head being held up intriqued me.....
Couldn't stop looking at it.....eye throbbing and swelling....

Apparently, for Paulie, .....no eye contact.....and don't be perceived to be staring at his junk...

Black eye #2....

Paulie asks "where u want monkey"???

Now....I grew up on wild kingdom....I've seen Jeff corwin and the "crikey".dude that got stung by the ray.
I'm fairly intelligent(fairly) and somewhat well read....I mean....I kinda know animals....

I have no idea what Paulie had.....demon spawn is all I can think of....
Normal fanged animals only have 2 fangs...right????

"that ain't no monkey".....now I need a new spleen....

Apparently....yes....that's my new monkey.....

Here I sit.....2 black eyes....corrupted.spleen....someting(i have no idea ... this animal is)....sitting on my mantle...far as I can tell..at least 9 fangs...and I swear its smiling......



Help.....
 

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Aw-right fuskers......
Somebody owes me......2 eyes and a spleen.......

So I come home....car I don't know in my driveway....I pull up...large dude gets out...
I'm just going to play the words....you can figure who said what...self explanatory...

Dialouge.....

"where the F have ute Ben"
Dude....my driveway...my house....who the heck are you?

This resulted in my FIRST black eye....

Now I'm guessing this is Paulie.....
So...assuming this is Paulie....I don't want to look him directly in the eyes...
I notice he has a huge belt buckle..like a cowboy....like a rodeo rider.

(this may be partially my fault)....to avoid eye contact...I fixated on the buckle.....

At this point I should have had my shiate together a bit better but...
#1...this all happened quickley...
#2....I live in papillion...
#3...who wears a belt buckle that shows a hand holding a severed head..?????

At this point, as groggey as I was, I still thought this was some maniacle cowboy...but the buckle with the severed head being held up intriqued me.....
Couldn't stop looking at it.....eye throbbing and swelling....

Apparently, for Paulie, .....no eye contact.....and don't be perceived to be staring at his junk...

Black eye #2....

Paulie asks "where u want monkey"???

Now....I grew up on wild kingdom....I've seen Jeff corwin and the "crikey".dude that got stung by the ray.
I'm fairly intelligent(fairly) and somewhat well read....I mean....I kinda know animals....

I have no idea what Paulie had.....demon spawn is all I can think of....
Normal fanged animals only have 2 fangs...right????

"that ain't no monkey".....now I need a new spleen....

Apparently....yes....that's my new monkey.....

Here I sit.....2 black eyes....corrupted.spleen....someting(i have no idea ... this animal is)....sitting on my mantle...far as I can tell..at least 9 fangs...and I swear its smiling......



Help.....

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Jakersvape

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Aw-right fuskers......
Somebody owes me......2 eyes and a spleen.......

So I come home....car I don't know in my driveway....I pull up...large dude gets out...
I'm just going to play the words....you can figure who said what...self explanatory...

Dialouge.....

"where the F have ute Ben"
Dude....my driveway...my house....who the heck are you?

This resulted in my FIRST black eye....

Now I'm guessing this is Paulie.....
So...assuming this is Paulie....I don't want to look him directly in the eyes...
I notice he has a huge belt buckle..like a cowboy....like a rodeo rider.

(this may be partially my fault)....to avoid eye contact...I fixated on the buckle.....

At this point I should have had my shiate together a bit better but...
#1...this all happened quickley...
#2....I live in papillion...
#3...who wears a belt buckle that shows a hand holding a severed head..?????

At this point, as groggey as I was, I still thought this was some maniacle cowboy...but the buckle with the severed head being held up intriqued me.....
Couldn't stop looking at it.....eye throbbing and swelling....

Apparently, for Paulie, .....no eye contact.....and don't be perceived to be staring at his junk...

Black eye #2....

Paulie asks "where u want monkey"???

Now....I grew up on wild kingdom....I've seen Jeff corwin and the "crikey".dude that got stung by the ray.
I'm fairly intelligent(fairly) and somewhat well read....I mean....I kinda know animals....

I have no idea what Paulie had.....demon spawn is all I can think of....
Normal fanged animals only have 2 fangs...right????

"that ain't no monkey".....now I need a new spleen....

Apparently....yes....that's my new monkey.....

Here I sit.....2 black eyes....corrupted.spleen....someting(i have no idea ... this animal is)....sitting on my mantle...far as I can tell..at least 9 fangs...and I swear its smiling......



Help.....

Hawk, I completely apologize for Paulie.....I told him to take it easy on ya....he laughed, mumbled something bout not going overboard.... I thought he was just joking.....I guess I should have also mentioned not to look at his junk....didn't think it needed to be said though.....sorry.....he said sorry bout the black eyes and spleen......he said he would even be kind enough to swing back by and check out the monkey for ya....and exchange it for another monkey if ya want.....

He should be there in bout 20 minutes....don't look him in the eye....don't look at his junk.....and don't say anything.....he's really a nice guy....ya know, once ya get to know him...

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Alright...that was stupid....sorry.

Did have a humorous event today.

So on my way home I stopped to get an award winning 6 of NATTY tall....
Walked into the store...the 20 some year old kid and I nodded to each other...then he put a "cigarette"...up to his mouth...very blatantly...wanting me to see it.

Yep...analog look alike....glowing red tip...

Blew him off...grabbed my beer...headed up to the counter....

The second I turned from the cooler...he puts it to his mouth again...begins a very long draw...points his face to the ceiling....VERY DRAMATIC...

(The Damn thing actually put out more vapor than I expected)...

As I'm walking towards the counter...he very dramatically announces...
"dont worry...this isn't real smoke....It's not a real cigarette....this is only(waves hand through remaining vapor)..FOG.

I almost oder my pants....

Told him its not "fog"...its vapor....and that's not really a "not real cigarette"...that's kinda crap...but if you smoke and you're trying to quit and that works for you...more power to you.

Little dude tells me he's a 2 pack a day smoker and he can't tell the difference between that and his marlboro reds...
Tells me he's hardcore and needs to set it right, right now.

I asked him if that really hit just like a red.....he said "oh hell yeah"....

Pulled out my Bullet(he and I are the only 2.in the store....or I wouldn't have)...and told him "this...is a real e-cig...but we call them pv's or mods...this is my Silver Bullet".

He was all wide eyed...asked if he wanted to try it but warned him that it had more kick than the cig stick he was hitting when I came in...

He took it...I said take about a third of the draw you did on that thing....

Boy hit it like a champ....someone else walked in(im sure she thought we were doing drugs)...and when I left he was beet red and coughing his left nut up....lol...

I'm going to stop back in and see if he wants schooled....but it got awkward when the lady walked in ....
I'm 52 years old and I kinda bolted like a
10 year old..:D....
It was kinda exciting....lol...
 

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Hawk, I completely apologize for Paulie.....I told him to take it easy on ya....he laughed, mumbled something bout not going overboard.... I thought he was just joking.....I guess I should have also mentioned not to look at his junk....didn't think it needed to be said though.....sorry.....he said sorry bout the black eyes and spleen......he said he would even be kind enough to swing back by and check out the monkey for ya....and exchange it for another monkey if ya want.....

He should be there in bout 20 minutes....don't look him in the eye....don't look at his junk.....and don't say anything.....he's really a nice guy....ya know, once ya get to know him...

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Ain't no monkey....
And try as I might...I don't think I CAN'T look at his junk...errr buckle....
 

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Alright...that was stupid....sorry.

Did have a humorous event today.

So on my way home I stopped to get an award winning 6 of NATTY tall....
Walked into the store...the 20 some year old kid and I nodded to each other...then he put a "cigarette"...up to his mouth...very blatantly...wanting me to see it.

Yep...analog look alike....glowing red tip...

Blew him off...grabbed my beer...headed up to the counter....

The second I turned from the cooler...he puts it to his mouth again...begins a very long draw...points his face to the ceiling....VERY DRAMATIC...

(The Damn thing actually put out more vapor than I expected)...

As I'm walking towards the counter...he very dramatically announces...
"dont worry...this isn't real smoke....It's not a real cigarette....this is only(waves hand through remaining vapor)..FOG.

I almost oder my pants....

Told him its not "fog"...its vapor....and that's not really a "not real cigarette"...that's kinda crap...but if you smoke and you're trying to quit and that works for you...more power to you.

Little dude tells me he's a 2 pack a day smoker and he can't tell the difference between that and his marlboro reds...
Tells me he's hardcore and needs to set it right, right now.

I asked him if that really hit just like a red.....he said "oh hell yeah"....

Pulled out my Bullet(he and I are the only 2.in the store....or I wouldn't have)...and told him "this...is a real e-cig...but we call them pv's or mods...this is my Silver Bullet".

He was all wide eyed...asked if he wanted to try it but warned him that it had more kick than the cig stick he was hitting when I came in...

He took it...I said take about a third of the draw you did on that thing....

Boy hit it like a champ....someone else walked in(im sure she thought we were doing drugs)...and when I left he was beet red and coughing his left nut up....lol...

I'm going to stop back in and see if he wants schooled....but it got awkward when the lady walked in ....
I'm 52 years old and I kinda bolted like a
10 year old..:D....
It was kinda exciting....lol...

That gave me a good laugh though, so did your second story. As I'm reading I keep thinking, oh shiate....this punk don't know who he's dealing with....nice job, Hawk!

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Alright...that was stupid....sorry.

Did have a humorous event today.

So on my way home I stopped to get an award winning 6 of NATTY tall....
Walked into the store...the 20 some year old kid and I nodded to each other...then he put a "cigarette"...up to his mouth...very blatantly...wanting me to see it.

Yep...analog look alike....glowing red tip...

Blew him off...grabbed my beer...headed up to the counter....

The second I turned from the cooler...he puts it to his mouth again...begins a very long draw...points his face to the ceiling....VERY DRAMATIC...

(The Damn thing actually put out more vapor than I expected)...

As I'm walking towards the counter...he very dramatically announces...
"dont worry...this isn't real smoke....It's not a real cigarette....this is only(waves hand through remaining vapor)..FOG.

I almost oder my pants....

Told him its not "fog"...its vapor....and that's not really a "not real cigarette"...that's kinda crap...but if you smoke and you're trying to quit and that works for you...more power to you.

Little dude tells me he's a 2 pack a day smoker and he can't tell the difference between that and his marlboro reds...
Tells me he's hardcore and needs to set it right, right now.

I asked him if that really hit just like a red.....he said "oh hell yeah"....

Pulled out my Bullet(he and I are the only 2.in the store....or I wouldn't have)...and told him "this...is a real e-cig...but we call them pv's or mods...this is my Silver Bullet".

He was all wide eyed...asked if he wanted to try it but warned him that it had more kick than the cig stick he was hitting when I came in...

He took it...I said take about a third of the draw you did on that thing....

Boy hit it like a champ....someone else walked in(im sure she thought we were doing drugs)...and when I left he was beet red and coughing his left nut up....lol...

I'm going to stop back in and see if he wants schooled....but it got awkward when the lady walked in ....
I'm 52 years old and I kinda bolted like a
10 year old..:D....
It was kinda exciting....lol...

Hahaha..I love it! Even hard core smokers choke when I have pull from a 1.5 DCC at 6 volts.. It's beautiful. Still can't believe you got all "childish" and whatnot. At least you made a believer outta him!
 

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Oh...don't give me that emoticon shiate....you're knee deep in this too....

Dude.. I warned you.. a few times! Sorry you didn't get along with my uncles right-hand.. He isn't exactly a people pleaser, especially when he is running crap errands (no offense).
 
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