Alright...that was stupid....sorry.
Did have a humorous event today.
So on my way home I stopped to get an award winning 6 of NATTY tall....
Walked into the store...the 20 some year old kid and I nodded to each other...then he put a "cigarette"...up to his mouth...very blatantly...wanting me to see it.
Yep...analog look alike....glowing red tip...
Blew him off...grabbed my beer...headed up to the counter....
The second I turned from the cooler...he puts it to his mouth again...begins a very long draw...points his face to the ceiling....VERY DRAMATIC...
(The Damn thing actually put out more vapor than I expected)...
As I'm walking towards the counter...he very dramatically announces...
"dont worry...this isn't real smoke....It's not a real cigarette....this is only(waves hand through remaining vapor)..FOG.
I almost oder my pants....
Told him its not "fog"...its vapor....and that's not really a "not real cigarette"...that's kinda crap...but if you smoke and you're trying to quit and that works for you...more power to you.
Little dude tells me he's a 2 pack a day smoker and he can't tell the difference between that and his marlboro reds...
Tells me he's hardcore and needs to set it right, right now.
I asked him if that really hit just like a red.....he said "oh hell yeah"....
Pulled out my Bullet(he and I are the only 2.in the store....or I wouldn't have)...and told him "this...is a real e-cig...but we call them pv's or mods...this is my Silver Bullet".
He was all wide eyed...asked if he wanted to try it but warned him that it had more kick than the cig stick he was hitting when I came in...
He took it...I said take about a third of the draw you did on that thing....
Boy hit it like a champ....someone else walked in(im sure she thought we were doing drugs)...and when I left he was beet red and coughing his left nut up....lol...
I'm going to stop back in and see if he wants schooled....but it got awkward when the lady walked in ....
I'm 52 years old and I kinda bolted like a
10 year old..

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It was kinda exciting....lol...