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[PittBoss]

I know a guy who knows a guy who happens to know a guy who might be able to get you one......I'll check on it

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........ intrigued, I am........

Of course, I can get one.. It's just a matter of legalities behind ownership here

 

[PittBoss]

Update...new year...still hate my job.
I've got pancreas issues....I'll catch up with y'all later...

Again, eh? Sorry to hear, brotha'.. Hang in there and take a day or two off!

 

[PittBoss]

I would return it, too......obviously it's defective!

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I read that one aloud and Jen spit out water when I got to the "..same baby" part. Lol

 

[Jakersvape]

I read that one aloud and Jen spit out water when I got to the "..same baby" part. Lol

The airplane one was pretty funny too!

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[Jakersvape]

........ intrigued, I am........

Of course, I can get one.. It's just a matter of legalities behind ownership here

It's really only illegal if you get caught.....

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[PittBoss]

It's really only illegal if you get caught.....

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Yeah, but say it doesn't happen for a couple of years and I get really attached (come on it's a friggin' monkey!) and then they take it away.. I'd flip out!

 

[Jakersvape]

Yeah, but say it doesn't happen for a couple of years and I get really attached (come on it's a friggin' monkey!) and then they take it away.. I'd flip out!

Don't worry, you just tell them it's your first born, albeit extremely hairy, son! It works, but it's a lil harder to explain all 26 lil monkeys.....but it can be done......twice...the third time is a little harder

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[PittBoss]

Don't worry, you just tell them it's your first born, albeit extremely hairy, son! It works, but it's a lil harder to explain all 26 lil monkeys.....but it can be done......twice...the third time is a little harder

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I don't think I could produce offspring that good looking, though..lol.

 

[hawkizefan]

So where's my monkey?
Do I have to pick it up or is somebody dropping it off?
Is it a big one or one of those tiny, dog riding monkeys?
Can I have a red one?
Does it bite....like a dingo?

I want a tiny, dog riding, red, non-biting(like a dingo) monkey..........please.
And an almond joy.

 

[hawkizefan]

Or a fat racoon and a giant pixie stick.

 

[hawkizefan]

Pitt....what's up with the provari?

 

[Jakersvape]

I don't think I could produce offspring that good looking, though..lol.

I think that's why they didn't believe me the 3rd time.....

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[Jakersvape]

So where's my monkey?
Do I have to pick it up or is somebody dropping it off?
Is it a big one or one of those tiny, dog riding monkeys?
Can I have a red one?
Does it bite....like a dingo?

I want a tiny, dog riding, red, non-biting(like a dingo) monkey..........please.
And an almond joy.

I've got one tiny, dog riding, red, non-biting (like a dingo) monkey on order for you.....having some trouble with the almond joy though.....

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[Jakersvape]

Or a fat racoon and a giant pixie stick.

How 'bout a skinny raccoon and a miniature pixie stick instead?

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[hawkizefan]

I've got one tiny, dog riding, red, non-biting (like a dingo) monkey on order for you.....having some trouble with the almond joy though.....

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Sweet....except for the almond joy part.

 

[hawkizefan]

How 'bout a skinny raccoon and a miniature pixie stick instead?

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These really aren't hard requests.
How about a blind squirrel and an artichoke?

 

[Jakersvape]

These really aren't hard requests.
How about a blind squirrel and an artichoke?

I can get you a blind squirrel and a turnip

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[Jakersvape]

Don't get mad....I'm trying my hardest, papa bear!

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[hawkizefan]

I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open....

 

[Jakersvape]

I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open....

Me too, I'm out for the night.....later boys

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