NEW CONTEST! Tell us an E-cig Knock Knock Joke!

[leaford]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Insert Joke!

Insert Joke Who?


Guys, I have been racking my brain to come up with an example of a knock knock joke involving e-cigs, but I just can't do it. Nonetheless, I have to believe that there are funnier minds than mine out there!

SO? Is that funnier mind you? Can you succeed where I admit failure?

$50 credit to the writer of the best e-cigarette knock knock joke, determined by number of Likes!

Contest closes July 16th!

 

[redempti0N]

Knock, knock!

Who's There?

The Mailman.

The Mailman who brought my Bloog?

 

[MissP]

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

juice?

juice who??

Don't juice just love a bloog!!

 

[xoYOmamaox]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Jones

Jones who

Jonesing for my bloog!

 

[leaford]

Aaaaannnnd, we're off to the races!

 

[xoYOmamaox]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

''Da Juice''

Da juice who?

Da Juice is loose

Thats for leaford

 

[Vapian]

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Vapor!"

"Vapor who?"

"Vapor..."

"...No, seriously, I can't make you out.... It's like there's a bank of fog around your head. ..."

 

[Pamdane]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boge.
Boge who?
Dont cry, I just want to bum your e-cig(carto, etc)

 

[RippleInStillWater]

knock knock
who's there?
Battery
Battery who?
Batter-y is a better taste than tobacco-y!!!

 

[Vapian]

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Bloog."

"Bloog who?"

"Dude, has anyone told you that you sound weird when you cry?"

 

[xoYOmamaox]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Water

Water who?

Water you vaping?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

knock knock
who's there
cartos
cartos who?
car-tows can do damage to your bumper!!!

OK, that one sucked -- but I'm trying!!!

 

[intriqken]

Too easy...

Knock - Knock

Who's there?

Max....

Max who?

Max Fusion, you fool!

 

[intriqken]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Cart

Cart who?

Carts are a pain, give me a prefilled carto any day.

 

[rbuck9]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

ineeda

ineeda who?

ineeda vape

 

[rbuck9]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

iquit

iquit who?

iquit smoking with ecig so can you

 

[Krazyboytx]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abbott!

Abbott who?

Abbott time you started smoking Bloog!

 

[thehangdude]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disco...
Disco who?

Disconnect your battery, before you clean your atty.




Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch...
Butch who?

Butch your atty back on after its clean, and vape away.

 

[thehangdude]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Philip...
Philip who?

Philip my cart with Bloog gear.

 

[chimney55]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen towards vaping a bloog.