NEW CONTEST! Tell us an E-cig Knock Knock Joke!

[thehangdude]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur...
Arthur who?

Arthur any better ecigs than the Maxx Fusion?

 

[Ceegary]

This one would be if we all kept on smoking instead of vaping...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

 

[thehangdude]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bloog...
Bloog who?

Bloog good smoke rings with my e-cig.

 

[pmos69]

continuing the saga...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaford
Leaford who?
Tiny skirt Leaford:

 

[redempti0N]

continuing the saga...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaford
Leaford who?
Tiny skirt Leaford:

I so hope you win!

 

[chimney55]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to save your lungs.

 

[chimney55]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Manuel
Manuel Who?
Manuel love the e-cigs from Bloog!

 

[ISBN]

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Vapor

 

[chimney55]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabe
Gabe who?
Gabe my back up battery to a friend who's trying to quit. Got a spare, please?

 

[mondotoker760]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
tank
tank who?
I Tank e-cigs for getting me off the smokes!

 

[thehangdude]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
555
555 who?

555 if I've if I've stu-stuttered, I apolog-g-gize.

 

[rsomer]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
e
e who?
e ciga rette!

 

[chimney55]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Etta
Etta who?
Etta meal, now needa vape!

 

[thehangdude]

oldie but goodie.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange...
Orange who?

Orange you glad you quit smoking?
or
Orange you loving these e-cigs?

 

[chimney55]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Igor
Igor who?
Igor to try a PCC.

 

[chimney55]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi
Heidi who?
Heidi in the bushes so the mail carrier won't see you stalking him!

(PS. I didn't notice a limit on the number of entries per person...)

 

[mondotoker760]

knock knock
who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf my e-cigs alone FDA!!

 

[malibusea456]

KNOCK KNOCK!
"who's there?"
THISTLE
"thistle who?"
THISTLE BE THE BEST E-CIG YOU EVER TRIED!

 

[Lauralie]

I what the heck I will try

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Blue
Blue who?
Blue batteries are out of stock - that's why I am crying

 

[rsomer]

Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Vaply.
Vaply who?
Vaply I don't give a damn. (Gone with the Wind)

Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Ah ah
Ah ah who?
Ah ah ah ah vaping alive. Staying alive. (Bee Gees)