NEW CONTEST! Tell us an E-cig Knock Knock Joke!

[zeromisfit999]

KNOCK KNOCK!

Who's there?

Tom Sawer

Tom sawer who?

Tom sawer bank statement, and was simply wondering what a Bloog was.

Later tom sawer Bloog's blue tip, but couldn't see you through the cloud of vapor.... =)

 

[Coiso]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

The Mailman!

Hurry honey, get the bulletproof vests, I've been ordering bloogs to my friends since last month!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Vapor

That's not the punch line I remember!!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bloog
Bloog who?
Blue goo. New goo. Gluey. Gluey. <--------anybody with kids not recognize that?!?!?

 

[Ceegary]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash Who?
No thanks, but I'd vape chocolate peanut butter

 

[Ceegary]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I win this contest, please!

 

[Ceegary]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Imogen
Imogen who?
Imogen life without vaping? I can't.

 

[malibusea456]

KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
HEINEKIN
heinekin who?
HEINEKEN TELL YA MAX FUSION IS THE BEST!!

 

[Ceegary]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ike
Ike who?
Ike-ould've vaped the whole bottle of it.

 

[36tinybells]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go vape some more!

 

[36tinybells]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver vaping is scaring Big Tobacco!

 

[chimney55]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya vape with your Bloog?

 

[Chemcat]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Willy
Willy who?
Willy let me win a Bloog?

 

[chimney55]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette gum lot of juice with that mod, don't ya?

 

[zeromisfit999]

Knock Knock

who's there

Botany

Botany who?

Botany Bloog products lately?

 

[mondotoker760]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al day vape!

 

[MoonDance]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way I'm ever smoking again - now I'm vaping with my Bloog!

 

[MoonDance]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht a be vaping a Bloog!

 

[malibusea456]

KNOCK KNOCK.
who's there?
MECCA
mecca who?
MECCA YOURSELF HAPPY, VAPE A BLOOG!

 

[shamrocknroll]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita lot about bloogs on ECF, sure would like to try one!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Knock, knock

Who's there

Rolygate

Rolygate who

Rolygates are more expensive than swing ones!

Damn I suck at this!!!