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ab357

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Well, all boys except for Ab. As we all know, he's only 3'10." I'm sure glad that TexasT told us how short he is. We could have him clean our shoes though. :laugh:

He's actually gotten to one of my sisters! Stay away from the vape, vapor. Stay far away.... He's in your head...

You know he's jealous because I'm 5'10 and what... 40 years younger than he is. Not to mention the only thing you smell on me is vape juice.



my own sister... you hurt my feelings
 

ab357

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I have to interject here.....AB....my last boyfriend was only 5'5" almost 4 inches shorter....I thought it was cute, but on the other side he didn't have to wear elevator socks or shoes....


Now Maureen...

You know if TT says it's night, it must be daytime. If he says he's innocent, check your pockets. If he says I'm short, he must be intimidated by my height... along with just about everything else about me.
 

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He's actually gotten to one of my sisters! Stay away from the vape, vapor. Stay far away.... He's in your head...

You know he's jealous because I'm 5'10 and what... 40 years younger than he is. Not to mention the only thing you smell on me is vape juice.

my own sister... you hurt my feelings

Brother Ab - I'm sorry. :( I got so caught up with T's drama and thinking about this, you did look a lot taller than 3'10" last time I saw you. Actually, you were much taller than me and as you know, I'm 5'3." Did you notice that the last time we got together, T sat in the rocking chair on the porch the entire time. He had some lame excuse for not getting up to get food when we ate. I felt bad and brought him a plate. Maybe he's shrinking and is wearing elevator shoes and socks now. Because he doesn't want to admit it, he's trying to tell everyone that you're the one that's short.

Good thing that no one can read our private PMs!
 

ab357

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Brother Ab - I'm sorry. :( I got so caught up with T's drama and thinking about this, you did look a lot taller than 3'10" last time I saw you. Actually, you were much taller than me and as you know, I'm 5'3." Did you notice that the last time we got together, T sat in the rocking chair on the porch the entire time. He had some lame excuse for not getting up to get food when we ate. I felt bad and brought him a plate. Maybe he's shrinking and is wearing elevator shoes and socks now. Because he doesn't want to admit it, he's trying to tell everyone that you're the one that's short.

Good thing that no one can read our private PMs!


I have to tell you. I've seen some cons and snake oil salesmen in my career in law enforcement, but TT truly takes the cake. I think he believes half the stuff he says. He can convince the Moon it's actually the Sun. You have to stay on your guard with this one. I think he knows how to hack into PMs so be careful what you write.

Mrs T is really getting jealous of those cows. This can get ugly.
 
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Nixsdaddy

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Word of caution ab--TT has invented a super-neutrino transition particle and now claims to be able to teleport anywhere...hide your juice QUICK!!!

We don't have to worry about that. Just implant a virus to reverse polarity on the machine when he decides to use it. You don't want to see what happens afterwards. They will be scraping the parts they can find off the walls.
 

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Brother Ab - I'm sorry. :( I got so caught up with T's drama and thinking about this, you did look a lot taller than 3'10" last time I saw you. Actually, you were much taller than me and as you know, I'm 5'3." Did you notice that the last time we got together, T sat in the rocking chair on the porch the entire time. He had some lame excuse for not getting up to get food when we ate. I felt bad and brought him a plate. Maybe he's shrinking and is wearing elevator shoes and socks now. Because he doesn't want to admit it, he's trying to tell everyone that you're the one that's short.

Good thing that no one can read our private PMs!

Short mans complex, hmmmmm......
 

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Secondchance, I wouldn't offend you for anything - not on purpose, anyway. I didn't know if that was you in your avatar? Is that you that we can barely get a glimpse of behind that amazingly cute puppy? But, yeah, for the purposes of this thread you must be in the "them" category, even if you are a nice ol' dog:p

Yep, that's me, but I thought the pup was way better looking...so she got the showcase :)
 

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I have to tell you. I've seen some cons and snake oil salesmen in my career in law enforcement, but TT truly takes the cake. I think he believes half the stuff he says. He can convince the Moon it's actually the Sun. You have to stay on your guard with this one. I think he knows how to hack into PMs so be careful what you write.

Mrs T is really getting jealous of those cows. This can get ugly.

Thanks so much for the warning, but honestly, I had a feeling about him. Like you, I think that he does believe everything he says. Really, really sad... We need to warn other fans of TexasT!

By the way, if he hacks into my PMs, there is nothing incriminating in my post to you. :laugh:
 

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SecondChance, be real careful. I was watching "Cops" on the color television set up at the Coffee Shop. They have that HD, I think that means High Detergent, anyhow, on Cops they were arresting some of those wimmen in Florida and hey, they have some baaaad girlies down there.

Some of those girlies, it took five cops to get them down and get the cuffs on them. Some of them were bigger and meaner than my wifey. Be careful!
 
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