Nah, you're not strange or over analytic, we all have different tastes and preferences. I have some JH Circus Kotton Candy and I honestly find it extremely mild, to the point that there's almost no flavour. I also found the Cola to...sting my mouth? it's odd. Oh sure, I'm still vaping it, spent the money and it's not a bad taste (have had some nasty juice before that I won't touch again, ever. I'll be bringing them to the next meet here for people to take if they want them). The first month of vaping I was pulling around 4-6ml/day @ 18 easily, just to keep the cravings at bay. I'd guess around a week ago I noticed I've been "forgetting" to vape for several hours, where before I would need a few drips/pulls every 10-15 minutes. My thought is once you get over the "hump" of vaping and you get used to only having nicotine (opposed to the other alkaloids) the "need" diminishes.
Remember: Every time you vape you aren't smoking a cigarette, and that's what the goal is. Keep with it, don't be discouraged, and one day you'll go to bed and realize you haven't had one all weekend, then a week, then a month, and (hopefully) finally you'll not NEED any at all. If you read around here there's people who kept on cigarettes for years while vaping. Nobody here will come down on you for continuing to smoke, in fact (from my experience) everyone here is extremely supportive of your efforts. I'm not sure how long you've been a smoker, but as a 20+ year PAD there's more than just the chemicals I was fighting. There's the ritual of smoking that has to be gotten over also, and it sounds to me like you're starting to do that already with new vape techniques and such. My largest issue is the social side of vaping and how it's viewed, but even that is a null point lately.
It isn't a simple "This is the equivalent of this", it's a process that takes time and patience.
As far as convoluted explanations go, as you can see, they don't bother me much. Typing as you think freeform is fantastically fun.
So, again, keep on truckin', you made a decision and you've taken the first steps. It will only get easier. ECF is a great support (so much that I doubt I would have been able to kick the habit without), there's a LOT of people going through the same thing you are who are here to help when you need it.