Nicoticket and Colonoscopy..........
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I am preparing for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Yeah, I know, TMI......
I am reduced to broth, Jell-O, Gatorade, apple juice, popsicles and Nicoticket (added on my own) for the next 24hrs.
THANK GOD FOR NICOTICKET!!!!!.................
Gonna be some heavy vaping going on. Perkins Paste for dinner?......
Umm, the paste is probably why you have to have the colonoscopy. At the very least, I think it will ruin the results and you'll just have to go back and have another one done.
I kid. Best of luck. Nicoticket has gotten me through 1 or 2 really trying times as well.
Hey kev, noticed your location under your avatar. How's things in K - Town? Lol, I was there 50 yrs. ago with the 15th BPO. Pretty country.
Funny post. Congrats for have the good sense to have one. I know a lot of people who weren't as smart. Good luck to ya and BTW.......nothing to them. 
I am preparing for a colonoscopy tomorrow. Yeah, I know, TMI......
I am reduced to broth, Jell-O, Gatorade, apple juice, popsicles and Nicoticket (added on my own) for the next 24hrs.
THANK GOD FOR NICOTICKET!!!!!.................
Gonna be some heavy vaping going on. Perkins Paste for dinner?......
Good luck with the Colonoscopy distortoblotto. *shiver* Just saying that word makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Oh, it's amazing. I've been here at Rhine Ordnance Barracks for 3 1/2 years, but I've only got 6 weeks left. What side of town was 15th BPO on?
You haven't been back in 50 years? I'm planning on coming back in about 20, if not sooner.
You haven't been back in 50 years? I'm planning on coming back in about 20, if not sooner.
It was on the east end of town, if I remember correctly. In looking at Google Earth, the town is laid out east to west. I was billeted at the Panzer Kaserne.
Funny post. Congrats for have the good sense to have one. I know a lot of people who weren't as smart. Good luck to ya and BTW.......nothing to them.
Thank you R2c2, Yep, Just lost a friend who waited until it was too late.
Thanks Kent, This is my second trip to the rodeo. First was 2009. Its really not that bad. The hard part is no solid food!
On my first trip I walked in to the procedure center and was greeted by a beautiful receptionist. I thought "Hmm, this wont be that bad"
Then the door to the back pops open and this openly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) gentleman in a very feminine voice walks in and says, " Mr Albright, Right this way!" Suddenly in the back of my mind I thought, Oh, Oh!
But hey, everything went well and after the procedure and while in the recovery area, it was the only place I had ever been in my life that I was encouraged to go ahead and break wind. And break wind I Did! The nurse popped her head in the curtain and said "That's the best one I heard all day!"...
This may be once again be TMI, but for anyone who may be of age, the life you save may be your own.
Thanks again for the support little fella......
Goes back to hitting the Kayfun loaded with "Radioactive" and dripp'in the RBF.
Nicoticket..Like having a huge family most of whom you've never met!
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Funny story, friend! I will be keeping good thoughts for you tomorrow ~ maybe you can break the sound barrier this time!Thanks Kent, This is my second trip to the rodeo. First was 2009. Its really not that bad. The hard part is no solid food!
On my first trip I walked in to the procedure center and was greeted by a beautiful receptionist. I thought "Hmm, this wont be that bad"
Then the door to the back pops open and this openly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) gentleman in a very feminine voice walks in and says, " Mr Albright, Right this way!" Suddenly in the back of my mind I thought, Oh, Oh!
But hey, everything went well and after the procedure and while in the recovery area, it was the only place I had ever been in my life that I was encouraged to go ahead and break wind. And break wind I Did! The nurse popped her head in the curtain and said "That's the best one I heard all day!"...
This may be once again be TMI, but for anyone who may be of age, the life you save may be your own.
Thanks again for the support little fella......
Goes back to hitting the Kayfun loaded with "Radioactive" and dripp'in the RBF.
Nicoticket..Like having a huge family most of whom you've never met!
Malinda
Thanks Malinda, You're my girl. You know why........
We just won't tell our others halves......
We just won't tell our others halves......
Good to go for another 5! Doc says no Filet and Cab till tomorrow so for now, scrambled eggs with toast, tea and a little GCD!
Thanks for your support peeps!
Thanks for your support peeps!
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Hey, buddy! Glad to see you back and that is great news that you can go another 5 years! Was that YOU I HEARD a couple of hours ago??? A tree fell in my yard and my flowers all withered up!
Malinda
Good luck. As they say, "Been there, Done that." You in the worst part of the whole thing now! That and the gas after the procedure...
The gas has passed and the vaping has begun! Halla Loo Ya..........Thanks Lurch!
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