NotCigs refugee thread

[TexasT]

salem, do you remember back when that Judge had me put in the slammer because I was up there in town and was driving down the sidewalk at 2:30 in the morning?

Turns out though that they were arresting everyone who was driving down the sidewalk that night.

Heck, the stoopid town doesn't even have a street light and there's only one red light and its set on Blinking mode most of the time.

 

[salemgold]

That's the stuff Goldie.... and that may be a lifetime supply.






But this is a lifetime supply...................... FOR EVERY VAPER IN THE WORLD !!!!!

Thanks! I was hoping that you would reply so that I could get some.

 

[TexasT]

That's the stuff Goldie.... and that may be a lifetime supply.

But this is a lifetime supply...................... FOR EVERY VAPER IN THE WORLD !!!!![/B

Wow!!! You can put that whole cartomizer in your mouth and vape through it???

You are tougher than me. I'll tell you that!

 

[salemgold]

salem, do you remember back when that Judge had me put in the slammer because I was up there in town and was driving down the sidewalk at 2:30 in the morning?

Turns out though that they were arresting everyone who was driving down the sidewalk that night.

Heck, the stoopid town doesn't even have a street light and there's only one red light and its set on Blinking mode most of the time.

Well, just what kind of town do you live in, TT? That does not sound like fun at all. Too many rules.

 

[salemgold]

Wow!!! You can put that whole cartomizer in your mouth and vape through it???

You are tougher than me. I'll tell you that!

Yeah but, you may have to buy one like that. Not sure that you would find one out back of the local vape shop on the ground.

 

[TexasT]

Well, just what kind of town do you live in, TT? That does not sound like fun at all. Too many rules.

LOL, I live out in the country away from town. Wayyy out in the country!

But sometimes I go up to town at night when I have some free time to look around and see if people left anything laying around in their back yard that they don't want any more.

I guess they don't want it any more anyhow. If they did they would have taken it inside.

I'm sure they know there's people like me around here!

Of course, I would never steal anything.

I just hate to knock on their door at three o'clock in the morning and ask them if they want that nice table and lawn chairs they left outside.

If they want it back they can always come to my weekly Yard Sale ....

 

[salemgold]

Yep, you have been dearly missed here, TT!

If I ever make it down to Yeast Texas, I will be sure to visit your yard sales. There is sure to be some good stuff for sale there.

 

[TexasT]

Oh yeah, and now we have a Vape Shop up there in that little, tiny town!!

LOL, I had to show the lady in there what a safety fuse for a mechanical mod was.

I had the fuse in case I ever have the money to buy a mechanical mod.

 

[Bovinia]

RED o rings

Moon is biased, he's a redhead

Sleep well Fran!

(((TT))) Woohoo, you found us!!

Yep Wharf, 4th gen is feeling pretty nice. I'm always a day late and a dollar short

 

[salemgold]

Oh yeah, and now we have a Vape Shop up there in that little, tiny town!!

LOL, I had to show the lady in there what a safety fuse for a mechanical mod was.

I had the fuse in case I ever have the money to buy a mechanical mod.

I forgot to tell you but, we have a vape shop in this tiny town too! I am pretty sure that it is the same owners of one that opened about 6 months ago in the next tiny town over. I am going to stop by there one day but, I saw them in the other town on the net and they were SO clueless that it was not even funny!

 

[Wharf Rat]

And richer for it Bov

 

[Wharf Rat]

Find any good stuff in the Sewage Plant lately TT ?!?!?

 

[salemgold]

And richer for it Bov

Well, TT is going to like that post, no doubt. Especially if you are paying more into his sociable securities

 

[TexasT]

Oooohh!! Divine Bovine!!

Hiya dahlin'!!

So good to read you again baby girl!

 

[salemgold]

Find any good stuff in the Sewage Plant lately TT ?!?!?

I knew that someone was going to ask that!

 

[TexasT]

Find any good stuff in the Sewage Plant lately TT ?!?!?

I go by the Sewage Treatment Plant just about every day to watch for good floaters!

You'd be amazed at some of the fine things people flush away. I always bring them home and wash them off real good with a water hose and put those in my Yard Sale too. I have some really neat things I'm saving for salem!!

Of course, its easy to check the Sewage Treatment Plant since its right next door to my house.

If I ever sell this place I'll probably get a lot of money for it with the location and all.

 

[salemgold]

I go by the Sewage Treatment Plant just about every day to watch for good floaters!

You'd be amazed at some of the fine things people flush away. I always bring them home and wash them off real good with a water hose and put those in my Yard Sale too. I have some really neat things I'm saving for salem!!

Of course, its easy to check the Sewage Treatment Plant since its right next door to my house.

If I ever sell this place I'll probably get a lot of money for it with the location and all.

Gee thanks, TT. So good of you to think of me while at the sewer plant

 

[OldtimeRocker]

HEy Test glad to see you here

Dont feel bad i can sing or play i have zero musical ability but i did spend a night in a holiday Inn so maybe i can fake it.

Welcome !

So I went out on the porch and took a look around and that's when I learned I have something in common with that varmint from Groundhog Day. I could see my breath so I went back in the house.

I grab one of my pre-filled cartomizers and slap it on my KR-808 and start wandering though the house looking for something to get into.

You know what I found? I found a plastic ukulele way back in a closet. I don't have a clue where it came from, but its a good one. Very high quality plastic.

I thought that I could learn to do this so I started playing. So far, the only thing I've learned is that my fingers are incapable of learning anything. Oh, I also have no coordination, rhythm or musical talent!

I had a gut feeling that I would never be able to play the ukulele. I should always go with my gut. My gut is much larger than my brain and I use it more often!

I see a bunch of people here that it is soo nice to say "Hello" to again. So Hello to all of you old friends! You will never believe how much I've missed you!

And thanks for the invite salemgold!

 

[salemgold]

SEE!!!! I told you that you and OTR have a lot in common.

Plus, i somehow missed that post before OTR quoted it.

 

[TexasT]

Heyy, I'm always thinking of you salem! You're such a pretty sweetie pie!

There has been another woman chasing me though. Another one of those blue-white haired ladies (I call them Q-Tips). And I'm serious about this!!

She e-mailed me the other day and was talking about her silky smooth skin and how strong she was and she always sends me a picture of some fine dinner she has made. And she said I had pretty eyes!! Can you imagine!! Pretty eyes!! Red eyes can't be pretty! And she told me some other things too, but I can't say them here or I'd be whipped and banned and ganged up on.

Scary stuff!!