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Sleep well ladies 
Salem, you can take the girl out of the boonies, but you can't take the boonie upbringing out of the girl! I don't eat squirrel myself, but that was how my Aunt cooked it for my Uncle when I was a youngin.
Tracy, just grab a bottle of elderberry wine
Yay on the replacement Pokey!
Salem, you can take the girl out of the boonies, but you can't take the boonie upbringing out of the girl! I don't eat squirrel myself, but that was how my Aunt cooked it for my Uncle when I was a youngin.
Tracy, just grab a bottle of elderberry wine
Yay on the replacement Pokey!
LOL, I was doing the Jeff Foxworthy joke, Bov I think that many may not have caught on to that it is so old. As in..........
You might be a redneck if.....................
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You've ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You have ever skinned and parboiled a squirrel
I think that many may not have caught on to that it is so old. As in..........You might be a redneck if.....................
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You've ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You have ever skinned and parboiled a squirrel
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Yeah, I wasn't really calling Bov a redneck. Don't think that very many people got that one though.
Salem I got that right off the bat....I'm proud to say I'm a Heathen not a Redneck....
Get well soon 908 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DST hit right on time with some dang old temperature.....I'm happy Heathen as well....
Got the Plasma tank running on the Pro Vari....All is great on that front...Really impressed with Trippy....
This weather holds a little I might just cast a lure or two....Maybe even blast the hood on my motorsickle....
Get well soon 908 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DST hit right on time with some dang old temperature.....I'm happy Heathen as well....
Got the Plasma tank running on the Pro Vari....All is great on that front...Really impressed with Trippy....
This weather holds a little I might just cast a lure or two....Maybe even blast the hood on my motorsickle....
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Haha Salem! I got it, and didn't take offense to it at all! I think my response may have been a little tainted because Katie was yapping at me when I posted
I saw your Plasma on the FB Dee...very nice looking!
I saw your Plasma on the FB Dee...very nice looking!
The article says he had just replaced the battery.
I'll bet he put the replacement back in the wrong way.
Hiya guys (and of course, gals too),
Nice to see all these freshly scrubbed, young, pretty faces here this morning!
I have a busy day planned while all you kids are out there in the world working your tails off.
I've got to sit in my rocker on the porch and pet the dogs and later, take a nap and then watch Netflix.
Busy, busy, busy ..... that's me!
Nice to see all these freshly scrubbed, young, pretty faces here this morning!
I have a busy day planned while all you kids are out there in the world working your tails off.
I've got to sit in my rocker on the porch and pet the dogs and later, take a nap and then watch Netflix.
Busy, busy, busy ..... that's me!
Morning all
I gotta take Ms Katie to the hairdresser to get all bootiful this morning. Looking to be a beautiful day, mid 50's and sunshine!
I gotta take Ms Katie to the hairdresser to get all bootiful this morning. Looking to be a beautiful day, mid 50's and sunshine!
Morning all
I gotta take Ms Katie to the hairdresser to get all bootiful this morning. Looking to be a beautiful day, mid 50's and sunshine!
Do you get to have your hair done too Bov?
I wish one of you gals would run by here and give me a haircut today.
Its touching my collar!!!
Good luck with the haircut Tejas....
My Direct TV receiver.....Last month it started showing an overheat code....My issue....it wasn't turned on when it overheated....I've been getting offers out the ying yang and have noticed a pattern here....pay the bill the receiver overheats....without being on...paid last night @8pm....overheat before 10 as the DVR missed Justfied....missed the NHRA at Phoenix last week...My last receiver swap cost $10 per month when I lost my free HD due to Direct's on purpose "mistake"...Just about sick and tired of their bullsheet....
Spike's 3am nature call came just as three coyotes were cutting through the yard....It was touch and go there for a minute....Couldn't get too the 12 gauge with a 12 pound dog wanting to attack and stuff..Next purchase....Ruger Judge 410 pistol...
My Direct TV receiver.....Last month it started showing an overheat code....My issue....it wasn't turned on when it overheated....I've been getting offers out the ying yang and have noticed a pattern here....pay the bill the receiver overheats....without being on...paid last night @8pm....overheat before 10 as the DVR missed Justfied....missed the NHRA at Phoenix last week...My last receiver swap cost $10 per month when I lost my free HD due to Direct's on purpose "mistake"...Just about sick and tired of their bullsheet....
Spike's 3am nature call came just as three coyotes were cutting through the yard....It was touch and go there for a minute....Couldn't get too the 12 gauge with a 12 pound dog wanting to attack and stuff..Next purchase....Ruger Judge 410 pistol...
Hey El Dee, I have a "Judge" and like it a lot. Its a Taurus and will fire either the three inch .410 or the .45 Colt.
I'm one of those typical East Texans I guess.
Too many Bibles and too many guns.
I'm one of those typical East Texans I guess.
Too many Bibles and too many guns.
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Yeah now that I think about it the Judge is a Taurus....
I feel it would be the best gun for predators of the night....Little more room for operator error...Heading out in a minute and grabbing a box of 3' bird shot...More spread hopefully equals more coyotes dead...
Some of the dudes around here have those electronic calls...Haven't seen one personally but I hear it calls the coyotes in pretty dang good....Gonna check my options for a night vision scope for the .243 as well....We got hogs and coyotes now....Tis a new thing....
I feel it would be the best gun for predators of the night....Little more room for operator error...Heading out in a minute and grabbing a box of 3' bird shot...More spread hopefully equals more coyotes dead...
Some of the dudes around here have those electronic calls...Haven't seen one personally but I hear it calls the coyotes in pretty dang good....Gonna check my options for a night vision scope for the .243 as well....We got hogs and coyotes now....Tis a new thing....
I'm sorry to hear those danged hogs have made it up that far El Dee. They will tear up your land before you can even think about it. I have to go out once or twice a year and disc/plow the land they've torn up or sometimes I just take my Woods box blade with the big teeth on it and level the land that way. My tractor is a 85 horsepower (oldie but goodie) and does all this easily.
And I have to tell you. I wouldn't trade my night vision scopes for nothing. Those are just too daggone handy and they work real well!
I have one night vision scope on a .243 with a laser that I really like for hogs. That way I can go out to my pastures with the lights off on my 4Wheeler then sit quiet and wait for them to come around the deer feeders. I have another on a 9mm rifle that is fun to use on coyotes.
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