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Haha PI! I had those weeds when I lived in Florida, but I hated the heat and humidity worse than I hate the snow.

Don't for a moment compare Florida to SoCal. We grow exotic, nose-upturned, seedless eating oranges here. They grow crappy bulk juice oranges, unfit for human consumption unless they're juiced, concentrated, frozen then reconstituted into something they're shameless enough to call "orange juice." And the entire state is a virtual retirement community, whereas anyone here approaching 29 years of age is encouraged to eat Soylent Green, or face deportation. And—don't make me refer to to the Postal creed again—we don't have heat. And Floridians eat humidity for lunch every day of their golfing, shuffel-boarding elderly lives.

Bov, when I arrived in Savannah, my first time south of New Jersey, I saw my very first palm tree. Sure, I knew what they looked like, I had seen pictures of them, but never saw a real one. I stared at it for about 10 minutes, completely mesmerized at the sight of a real palm tree, right in front of me. :D

You'd get sick of the sight here, Jer.

I'll make a deal with you: we've had a longstanding drought condition. If you'd send us some of your snow packed in suitcases, we'd compensate you with a few palm planters.
 

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It's going to be a long winter here, PI. Send over some boxcars and we will pack them with snow and send them back to you.

Ok, but I sense desperation in your snow-blown throat, like I'm in a prime marketing position.

You up the ante, place a gunmetal Provari V3 into a paper bag and arrange delivery into my hand, and you'll get your palm trees.
 

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Ok, but I sense desperation in your snow-blown throat, like I'm in a prime marketing position.

You up the ante, place a gunmetal Provari V3 into a paper bag and arrange delivery into my hand, and you'll get your palm trees.
PI, the fact is that palm trees wouldn't survive the first winter here. Besides that, Provaris are overrated. LOL
 

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PI, the fact is that palm trees wouldn't survive the first winter here. Besides that, Provaris are overrated. LOL

Ah, not true. Pokey and I had this conversation a while ago. Witness these Sandy Hook, NJ palms:
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As for the Provari thing, if you tell me you're vaping a Buzz, I'll tuck my tail between my legs and slink away in total defeat. But if it's a V2 Vamo or something like that, well...
 
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