Number Game Part 6
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when i become president, all long range inter-continental-ballistic-missiles will have giant scared chicken faces painted on them. and their warheads replaced with mayonnaise. war crimes be damned!
The mind of wheezal must be a very scary place.......
meh, once you put teh lid on teh jar it's not so bad. just put some airholes in it.....cuz...science!
that reminds me...
when i become president, all my exes that tried to kill me at some point have to live in a room populated by bats. forget that nice cushy padded wall crap.
when i become president, erry mountain shall be cut down to a uniform height. too make it look more presentable on teh dating scene wif other countries.
when i become president, a second arch will be built in St. Louis right next to the original, then painted yellow.
McRibs will be served free 24/7 from there forever.
McRibs will be served free 24/7 from there forever.
I think wheezal would make an awesome president! He's got that monologuing thing down pat. Bumpn for the win!!!
most of my exes have hurt me...physically that is...emotionally we're in good places. and in reality only a few have tried to kill me....3, 4....19 tops.
I kicked the last guy's car. He told me I was violent and unreasonable. Said he had the footprint to prove it.
lulz...kicking a guys car....come back when you have a lighter, a can of WD-40, and no fear of 4 police armed with tasers. then we've probably dated.
That's hard to believe wheezal. You'd think there was something very endearing about insanity.
one day her $10,000 breast job just would no longer outweigh how annoying she was everytime someone asked her name....
i only attract crazy. my radar homes in on it like......erm...something that homes in on hawt-yet-dangerously-psychotic women.
ok, that metaphor didnt pan out....
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