Official DiscountVapers.com Thread #2

[Maxedout]

Sooooo Maxi, you wearin out you sock dis mormin or sumptin it's aftanoons here alreadys ? Hope ya gabed Mrs Maxi 5 bucks

Yeah! LOL...
That and stripping paint off the boat!

 

[AG51]

Yeah! LOL...
That and stripping paint off the boat!

you guys musta really been goins at its iffin it made da paint fall off da boat !

 

[Maxedout]

Hope ya gabed Mrs Maxi 5 bucks

Methinks Max and Mrs. Max have been going at it myself!

Why do you think I never has any money?
All them 5 buck add up fast!

 

[Maxedout]

you guys musta really been goins at its iffin it made da paint fall off da boat !

When the boat it a rocking!!!

 

[DoomiteAsh]

Well, the weather is definitely getting warmer. Earlier, I had to go get Embers from the ditch she likes to relax in when it gets warm.

 

[AG51]

Why do you think I never has any money?
All them 5 buck add up fast!

ya betta tells her ta print up some coupons

 

[AG51]

When the boat it a rocking!!!

Well, the weather is definitely getting warmer. Earlier, I had to go get Embers from the ditch she likes to relax in when it gets warm.

dom't lets her gets runned ober Doozie ! Is da ditch near da road ?

 

[Maxedout]

ya betta tells her ta print up some coupons

Yeah, and I cant ever wait for a sale!

 

[AG51]

Yeah, and I cant ever wait for a sale!

 

[AG51]

just trimmed da doggys finganails now he chewin a rawhide

 

[DoomiteAsh]

dom't lets her gets runned ober Doozie ! Is da ditch near da road ?

Yeah, the ditch is actually by an alley between my apartment complex and a lumber yard. But both my cats are smart. They know to run away whenever they hear a car start or approach.

 

[AG51]

 

[rdsok]

Would I be far off is I were to guess...

... you forgot to pick up ice cream also?

 

[Sunray]

Follow the instructions

 

[DoomiteAsh]

Those were funny, Sunray!

 

[jmur]

I need to configure some sort of stealth vape option. Wife is going in for tests Monday morning at 8:00 (I have forgotten there is an 8:00 in the morning too!) and the tests look like about 4 to 6 hours. I can't go in with her, so I'll be sitting in a waiting room throughout. In the morning (what is that again?) I need my coffee, vape and cable news, in that order. Don't wanna be running out to the parking lot all through. Gotta look at some old stuff and see if I got something small and discrete. (I had a girlfriend once that was small and discrete..). Anyway, maybe something I can just conceal in my hand for when I want that quick but satisfying vape. (Hey, I once had a girlfriend that was quick and satisfying too, come to think of it)...
OK, I'm back on task.

 

[Maxedout]

 

[DoomiteAsh]

Good night, y'all! *gone*

 

[AG51]

Would I be far off is I were to guess...

... you forgot to pick up ice cream also?

yeah

 

[AG51]

I need to configure some sort of stealth vape option. Wife is going in for tests Monday morning at 8:00 (I have forgotten there is an 8:00 in the morning too!) and the tests look like about 4 to 6 hours. I can't go in with her, so I'll be sitting in a waiting room throughout. In the morning (what is that again?) I need my coffee, vape and cable news, in that order. Don't wanna be running out to the parking lot all through. Gotta look at some old stuff and see if I got something small and discrete. (I had a girlfriend once that was small and discrete..). Anyway, maybe something I can just conceal in my hand for when I want that quick but satisfying vape. (Hey, I once had a girlfriend that was quick and satisfying too, come to think of it)...
OK, I'm back on task.

Take da small & qwik girlfriend wiff you and habes her stand in fronts ub you so you can vape butts rememba she has to moob around you so fast it creates a blurring visual cuz da security cameras will be filmin da waiting room for terrorist actibitys. Wiff dis blurryness all roumds you da camera wom't be ables to focus and da vape mist will be combimed wiff da blur and de'll neber see wats you is doing eben if dey roll backs da tape ober n obers

Thamks goodness you habes a qwik girlfriemd ! Dey come in handy fer situatiums like dis . BUTTS a werd ub cautions babes, DON'T eber look at da qwik one swirling all fast n sexy aroumds you and try to grab ahold ub her while she doin her job cuz den you will falls dowm all dizzy and den da medics will habes to puts you on a strecha and takes you to da emergencys room like dis

amd dey will pokes you wiff all kimds a stuffs to test wats you body is composed ub

amd den dey will discobber dats you was vaping in discreetlys manovers behimd da blur amd makes you takes detoxing meds

dats will makes you tummy all upsets and upchucks

all da remaining vapors leebing you so week dat you wom't be ables ta walk amd habes ta rides in one ub dem chairs wiff wheels

all aroumds da medical facilitys leebing you arms so worned outs you wom't be ables ta hold you wifes hand to take her back to da car to go home

Sooooooo follows da plan to exact specificatiums and you will be fines Orrrrrrrr you may take da smallest debice you habes and pretemd you habes da shets and go to da bathroom often to inhales you steam fix like alotsa other peoples do in dis predictcamints. Dere's you amswer my darling amd you welcome fer da assissstamce