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Good Morning Folks...
Take da small & qwik girlfriend wiff you and habes her stand in fronts ub you so you can vape butts rememba she has to moob around you so fast it creates a blurring visual cuz da security cameras will be filmin da waiting room for terrorist actibitys. Wiff dis blurryness all roumds you da camera wom't be ables to focus and da vape mist will be combimed wiff da blur and de'll neber see wats you is doing eben if dey roll backs da tape ober n obersThamks goodness you habes a qwik girlfriemd ! Dey come in handy fer situatiums like dis . BUTTS a werd ub cautions babes, DON'T eber look at da qwik one swirling all fast n sexy aroumds you and try to grab ahold ub her while she doin her job cuz den you will falls dowm all dizzy and den da medics will habes to puts you on a strecha and takes you to da emergencys room like dis
amd dey will pokes you wiff all kimds a stuffs to test wats you body is composed ub
amd den dey will discobber dats you was vaping in discreetlys manovers behimd da blur amd makes you takes detoxing meds
dats will makes you tummy all upsets and upchucks
all da remaining vapors leebing you so week dat you wom't be ables ta walk amd habes ta rides in one ub dem chairs wiff wheels
all aroumds da medical facilitys leebing you arms so worned outs you wom't be ables ta hold you wifes hand to take her back to da car to go home
Sooooooo follows da plan to exact specificatiums and you will be fines Orrrrrrrr you may take da smallest debice you habes and pretemd you habes da shets and go to da bathroom often to inhales you steam fix like alotsa other peoples do in dis predictcamints. Dere's you amswer my darling amd you welcome fer da assissstamce
Ag's...
Any relation to Rozzana Rozzana Danna?
oh my werds 
So I had taken some cans ub different nuts and measured out recommended servings and put the nuts into lil snack baggies so I could just grab one on da go.( I am VERY bad at stopping when I open a can of nuts, I LOVE them and want to eat them all at once ) I just went by da ole man at his desk and he said he had to dig fer some crackers. I asked him wat da heck he was talkin bouts.
He showed me a food container he had on his table. Da jerk took his crackers and a buncha nut snack bags and mixed dem together til da container was full. I said those lil baggies were cut into serving sizes to help us not pig out on dat craps. He looked at me and said...Well maybe you can handle those serving sizes but that ain't nuff fer me so I fixed it and threw out those stoopid baggies...
Now I have my 'serving size " stash away frum his 'combo bowl' and I need to stay clear ub his table so my hand don't fall into dat 'bowl' accidentallys
Gotta love da support I'm gettin in dis fat battles
I am strong I can do dis I habes will powers I can conquer I AM MONKEY MOMMA fer petes sakes Oh HELL YEAH I will SURBIBES !!
So I had taken some cans ub different nuts and measured out recommended servings and put the nuts into lil snack baggies so I could just grab one on da go.( I am VERY bad at stopping when I open a can of nuts, I LOVE them and want to eat them all at once ) I just went by da ole man at his desk and he said he had to dig fer some crackers. I asked him wat da heck he was talkin bouts.
He showed me a food container he had on his table. Da jerk took his crackers and a buncha nut snack bags and mixed dem together til da container was full. I said those lil baggies were cut into serving sizes to help us not pig out on dat craps. He looked at me and said...Well maybe you can handle those serving sizes but that ain't nuff fer me so I fixed it and threw out those stoopid baggies...Now I have my 'serving size " stash away frum his 'combo bowl' and I need to stay clear ub his table so my hand don't fall into dat 'bowl' accidentallys
Gotta love da support I'm gettin in dis fat battles
I am strong I can do dis I habes will powers I can conquer I AM MONKEY MOMMA fer petes sakes Oh HELL YEAH I will SURBIBES !!
distamce cousim I beliebesAg's...
Any relation to Rozzana Rozzana Danna?
oh my werds
So I had taken some cans ub different nuts and measured out recommended servings and put the nuts into lil snack baggies so I could just grab one on da go.( I am VERY bad at stopping when I open a can of nuts, I LOVE them and want to eat them all at once ) I just went by da ole man at his desk and he said he had to dig fer some crackers. I asked him wat da heck he was talkin bouts.
Now I have my 'serving size " stash away frum his 'combo bowl' and I need to stay clear ub his table so my hand don't fall into dat 'bowl' accidentallys
Gotta love da support I'm gettin in dis fat battles
I am strong I can do dis I habes will powers I can conquer I AM MONKEY MOMMA fer petes sakes Oh HELL YEAH I will SURBIBES !!
That just isn't funny
Oh and while I sittin here complainin
I mites as well gripes bout dis too. Yesterdays da ole man says...I wanna get outta da house and go do sumptin...So I says COOL
Let's takes da doggy to a park 2morrow and we'll walk aroumds and gets you some fresh air fer a bits. It'll be great day ! He says Okay that soumds good
So dis mormin he gets up and da 3 ub us is sittin dere and I tell Deeogie we gonna go out wiff his daddy today. Ub course the dog gets all excited and wants to go out the door rite den. As soon as you tell him the word GO he knows it means ride time in the car and he dances all around, can't wait to get going
Den a few minutes later da ole man says...Oh I feel so bad... I asked wat was wrong and he says...I dunno just horrible rite now, it ain't rite...So I says, you mean you're tellin us you don't wanna go out today....He says...No I just don't wanna go...(This whole time he's playing the dramatic sighs and head hanging like he's dying. Why he does dat I dunno cuz it don't float my boat and the act got rather old after the first time he pulled that shet on me and I knew he was faking for sympathy) He says...I can have a fever and never show the signs of it like other people do, have been that way since I was a young kid. I think that's whats going on now...
So I says, Okay we don't habes to go today, we'll try another day. If you're not into it then we won't have any fun. And btw, all you had to do is tell me you just didn't feel like going instead of all the drama performance displayed just now.
Fast Forward 10 minutes.... Amazing how da ole man just had a miracles. His sickness has disappeared and he is fine now
hmmm must be the nuts in his bowl
So dis mormin he gets up and da 3 ub us is sittin dere and I tell Deeogie we gonna go out wiff his daddy today. Ub course the dog gets all excited and wants to go out the door rite den. As soon as you tell him the word GO he knows it means ride time in the car and he dances all around, can't wait to get going
Den a few minutes later da ole man says...Oh I feel so bad... I asked wat was wrong and he says...I dunno just horrible rite now, it ain't rite...So I says, you mean you're tellin us you don't wanna go out today....He says...No I just don't wanna go...(This whole time he's playing the dramatic sighs and head hanging like he's dying. Why he does dat I dunno cuz it don't float my boat and the act got rather old after the first time he pulled that shet on me and I knew he was faking for sympathy) He says...I can have a fever and never show the signs of it like other people do, have been that way since I was a young kid. I think that's whats going on now...
So I says, Okay we don't habes to go today, we'll try another day. If you're not into it then we won't have any fun. And btw, all you had to do is tell me you just didn't feel like going instead of all the drama performance displayed just now.
Fast Forward 10 minutes.... Amazing how da ole man just had a miracles. His sickness has disappeared and he is fine now
No it's notThat just isn't funny
He used to be fit also and has used his copd as an excuse to do nothing ever since he was diagnosed . His weight gain is just as bad as mine but he's got zero ambition to do anything about it. Believe me I have tried to motivate him and failed every time I tried.So now I'm just doing this for me. It's a test, and I have to pass it. I have learned to choose my battles with him over the time we've been together. This is one that isn't worth the fight over dealing with Stoopid.
I'm finding the worse his illness actually does become, I am being forced into a whole new realm of mental capability. The patience, understanding, and coping mechanisms have to be developed into a higher level. My training in earlier years dealing with mentally challenged adults has to be placed into practice a lot more then it used to. His lung doctor told me it would happen as he progressed. Sad but true. I just gotta deal with it
And Thamks Gawds dere's skypes and Moonie
dat poor guy has been a sounding board more then he prolly wanted to be
dat poor guy has been a sounding board more then he prolly wanted to be
are ya gonna paints shark teeth on the bow Maxi ? 
Oh and I see Jmurs chair wiff wheels dere too. Is he bisiting ?
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